Tery215 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Granted. You ARE tng ("The Next Guy/Generation"). Star trek fans throw their angry soda cups at you and you blast out of the aether. Spock slaps you and you fly into the sun.I wish for less mudkips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Granted. The forums are deleted because there are so many of them, they are totally inseparable.I wish that my car ran on nuclear fusion by extracting hydrogen from water (and therefore needs only water to run). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Granted! But It overheats... Destroying a Nuclear Power Plant.... Which explodes.... Destroying a Nuclear Missile... which explodes and destroys antimatter containment... Damn domino effect destroying half of the Planet...I wish Justin Beiber wasn't a ahole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Granted. He is now Melkor released, and booms horrible music throughout the entire music. Also he has a bloody satanic triangular pyramid of tyranny.I wish for superfart darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but you left out the "superfart" in the specifications section, and are left with regular darts.I wish the next poster was MURDERED. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted. I murder you.I wish i could come up with better corruptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted. You are now a soulless corrupt sociopath who carries out the horrible and clever corruptions he develops.I wish to have a portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted. You can't switch to blue portals though.I wish for giant space lasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fingal Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 They arrive attached to a fleet of invading alien warships.I wish for a cure for all the children in the world with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted. All the children in the world now have AIDS, also your fault.I wish that the one cul de sac comic where pieces of dirt float around was actually true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted. You now are a comic character, forever immobile.I wish that EvE Online didn't have so much gatecampers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted. There are not 12 lakes of gatecamper so that giant battleships are the only things to survive.There are now 300 gatecampers, rough equivalent of what it takes to destroy half a battleship. This is equal to 12 lakes, the same as before (The wishmaking fairy is too rough in equivalents.)I wish for videogames to be pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted. They are pets, but get pissed off and start biting everyone around.I wish that i was a real human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 granted. No corruption needed as humanity sucksI wish for THAT I WOULND BE SO HOT OUTSIDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyze Of J Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, now it is absolute zero, 0K. I wish for a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, you get Mars's moon, Phobos.I wish for a HEV suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted but you get headcrabbed.I wish yo own a country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 granted, it is full of africanized honey beesi wish obama was secretley a women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted. He was a woman before the election of 0'12.I wish I was a generic humanoid plant, except also carnivorous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, but it turns out that your plant only requires one ounce of meat every month to survive, is an (almost) vegan hippie, attends anti-war protests, and wears a peace symbol around its neck.I'm pretty sure this is the exact opposite of what you wanted, correct?I wish to have the ability to teleport, freeze time, and time travel, with a built in safety that prevents me from causing time paradoxes and teleporting into solid materials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 granted, you don't know how to use these abilities and since no else does, it has become useless to youi wish that humanity does not go the way that it did in the movie idiocracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted. It wipes itself out.I wish I had an additional spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted. The spoon is so big it kill you because it falled on you.I wish i was not thirsty now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted! But you are hungry instead.I wish for a grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted.I wish for a pecan pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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