cziken20 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. It returns but is sentient and kills you.I wish for no food for hungry children in Ethiopia. muahaha! (plz dont hate is jsut game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. They are given AK-47s instead and shown where the person who wished away their food lives.I wish food could be distributed fairly so no one has to starve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 granted, but now all food is petrol flavoured raisins.I wish that i could go into spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted! I wish I was the best Cop on Garry's Mod DarkRP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. But since this is garry's mod it gets weird and you die from a heart attack. (dunno)I wish Poland was strong and powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. Poland can now into space. Congrats.*insert picture of Polandball wearing a dunce hat here*I wish for a Tails doll. (it's a creepypasta) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted! It kills you.I wish I had a pet mudkip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Granted. It's just a mudkip ball with feet bulging out.I wish for a collection of real fox tails. Edited June 18, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted. You get a large collection of those annoying plant things called fox tails. They are delivered straight to your eyeballs.I wish for GavinoFree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted. You get a free Gavino bean (which are totally nonexistent, so you get nothing.)I wish that I could hear what everyone around me is thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. The translator can only translate thoughts into extreme dubstep, which your mind is now being battered with.I wish for immunity to extreme dubstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. The translator can only translate thoughts into extreme dubstep, which your mind is now being battered with.I wish for immunity to extreme dubstep.Granted, However, You can only listen to Super-Hyper-Intense-Extreme Dubstep.I wish to have all the new TF2 taunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. However, they cost $149.99 to use. Each time.I wish for Watchdogs to actually be a good game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted, but the price skyrockets to $999.99 USD.I wish for Puppysmiles to be remembered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberlyuber Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted, but it gets so much attention that entire governments do nothing but look at puppysmiles, and great nations fall to puppysmiles xDI wish that MY DANG BROTHER WOULD REMEMBER TO MAKE WAFFLES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. The waffles are blue. Huehuehue. #SoPunny2014lelI wish I didn't make that hashtag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted, but it only never existed in another universe.I wish for my TOG II* to be faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. It's acceleration is also faster and you die from 900 G froce.I wish for a giant pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarLiner Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 The giant pony doesn't see you and crush you.I wish for a self-aware companion robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. It is a piece of metal that is aware of its own existence, and soon begins to doubt you.I wish I had a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. You're fired.I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. Every planet has a pea manifestation. I ate the one for earth.I wish for moar boosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. You are inside it, and the fire is very hot.I wish for Ice Cube ice cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. You are now an ice cube, about to melt in the summer heat.I wish for rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted. You are now an ice cube, about to melt in the summer heat.I wish for rocks.Granted, but the rocks are in socks, which have locks.I wish to be a bee that could see into the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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