Noname117 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. They all tragically die in tomato gun accidents.I wish I liked bacon more than I already do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, but you want everything to become bacon. you are then locked away in a mental asylum forever due to becoming insaneI wish to get rid of the Cosmic Sans font Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, but everything else is replaced with wingdings.I wish that no one posts after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 granted, but I'm posting this post even though your wish was not to have posts after your post I wish I could get the .24 update right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. You hack into squad's computers and take the update in its current, incomplete form. Then squad looks at this forum post and discovers that you illegally hacked into your system, and sues you for much of your money, and bars you from ever playing KSP again.I wish that the next poster's wish involves bacon and platypuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted: I wish noname117 was forced to eat raw platypuses that ate bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, however there is no such thing. He receives a coupon for being forced to eat at the Wishmaking Fairy's Restaurant of Undelectables.I wish for a reasonable job at the Wishmaking Fairy's Restaurant of Undelectables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted July 12, 2014 Author Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, but their interpretation of "reasonable job" results in you being served as the main course.I wish I could find this​. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Space Agency Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. but you didn't specify what this was, so you get a pikachu, that shocks you whenever it sees you.I wish for 1 million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted. They're sand dollars, but you only get one tenth of one that's valued for 10 million by a long-gone race of sand-computers.I wish that computer boxes filled with sand had enough computing power to simulate a computer box filled with sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted, but it instantly melts due to it's CPU is pushed to it's limits.congrats, you now have glass in a melted computer boxI wish that the next poster has a friend that's a potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroomstickHero Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted, but he's a poisontato friend instead.I wish heaven got a ghetto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted. Heaven's private contractors got expelled from all existence. You now go to Arkansas instead of afterlife.I wish for a bowl of whaet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4pt0r Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 the wheat, and all wheat by-products, has become venemous snakes (any "welcome to nigtvale" fans here? http://nightvale.wikia.com/wiki/Wheat_%26_Wheat_By-Products )i wish for a freezer that restocks itself with desserts and frozen italian pasta meals upon closing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted. It also restocks itself with desserts and frozen italian pasta meals 3 seconds after opening. Your hand is subject to the TeleFrag anomaly.I wish for a Half-Life 2 weapon set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktar Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted, but every weapon is broken and painted pink.I wish my fingers didn't hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Granted. Your fingers are drug addicts, and they have guns.I wish for the earth to fall onto itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Granted, the world transforms into a Klein bottle and your day is just ruined.I wish for First Contract being bug-less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Granted. When the KSP devs originally intended for the First Contract to revolve around transporting bugs into space (FOR SCIENCE!!!), the first contract is no longer available at all, nor is any money.I wish for Apple products to transform into quantum-entangled apples (FOR SCIENCE!!!). The kind that contains cyanide to discourage eating the seeds and is easy to hold, except quantum-entangled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-Way Films Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Granted. But everyone dies due to noone knowing about the apples converting and most people die from the cyanide (because people eat apple computers). farmers, shop-owners, your mum. All die due to their MAC (that's now an apple full of cyanide that looks that bit more tasty) killing them.i wish for cake, because I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 You get your cake, but it is cursed and makes you even more hungry.I wish for ksp .24 to come out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. KSP .24 comes out of your throat, the size of a computer. You can't figure out how to transfer it to your computer, even if you were still alive.I wish for every season (x+1) to be released, given that x is the current season number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. On the first day of spring, summer arrives. The next day, autumn. The day after, winter. Repeat forever, wherever you go.I wish for more patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. You are so patient that you wait through the entire universe. You end up slowly sinking into the mantle in your chair, but you don't mind because you're so patient.I wish for a submarine that has upgraded density values, with the function density = (2^knob units) - 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. The sandwich you have for lunch becomes incredibly dense, and sinks through your GI tract in a most uncomfortable way.I wish I didn't make so many wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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