vexx32 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted; you pay nothing. However, you are killed by an assassin hired by a wish-granting capitalist corporation.I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disiuze Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, but the pie is a cake which in turn is a lie.I wish for an assassin to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. After dying, you wake up, realizing you have been reincarnated as a banana.I wish for a longer summer break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. It now is only 1 year long and only happens once.I wish that Mr. Sark uploaded more content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, but a nuke explodes over a random major city every time he releases something.I wish I was a robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, now you're my robot. I wish Sun would stop getting ninja'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I wish that too.I wish General Rarity would stop replying to my posts so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. I create another account and reply to your posts again.I wish Sun never went away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted. I'm stalking these forums 12 hours a day. During the night, my Gmail account stalks them.I wish people would accept my avatar and signature more... or even like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) they do and as they do they like you more and more as unexpected and your old life now miss you way too much than you could ever imagine.i wish do not make another wish. Edited July 31, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' missing rrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) (sorry dooble) granted but missedi wish bot could think like human, and human could think like boat (no sink allowed, corruption is indead but not wished as it would be a terrible waste Edited July 31, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' ... drum roll ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but the people who actually give you the wish crash their plane.I wish posts in the space lounge counted towards post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted.The Space Lounge is now for administrators only.I wish for the earth to be tidally locked to Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyHook Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but but Earth is now in the orbit of Jupiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but a black hole forms because you didn't put a wish in your post.I wish for this wish to not count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but that still costs you 49.99$.I wish I had good internet connection whenever i need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fingal Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but it only connects to Mumsnet.I wish this wish would be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I can't corrupt that. I wish Korea was unified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted. North Korea invades and conquers South Korea. North Korea now controls South Korea's industrial might and technology, thanks Sun.I wish for nuclear proliferation to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted: Nuclear proliferation stopped, after world war III.I wish for a truck that doesn't break (Hah, me & my wild fantasies...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but it only gets .5 MPG.I wish for a new iPad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted. Good luck putting it together.I wish KSP was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted. KSC discovers earth and sends thousands of asteroids and explosive fuel tanks AND klaws to earth. All the life forms are abducted/impaled and the planet is ravaged.I wish for kerosene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Granted. Kerosene catches fire and causes your entire house to burn down.I wish for something in a something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Granted, but the universe implodes.I wish for- ERROR 9999999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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