Sun Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted, but I get page 771. Just watch page 1000 fall into my hands! I did it on another thread, I'll do it here. (And get post 10,000, cough cough Red Iron Crown!)I wish I was a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted, but no-one you love acknowledges your previous life and you never meet them again.I wish I was a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Granted. Hunting season opens.I wish exercise was easier.Lulz @ Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 What's so funny, Red Iron Crown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 So do IGranted, but you are too busy exercising and to play KSPI wish I was a duck with LASERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. It's hunting season and you only have a couple of CD players to defend yourself.I wish to exercise automatically and painlessly while I sleep.Sun, I was laughing about the page 1,000/post 10,000 thing. Laughing with you, not at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. You now have the worst nightmares in recorded history. Every night. And they are different every night.I wish for MOAR BOOSTERZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted, but you're indoors.I wish stars were more visible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. Every object classified as "star" is moved to 1 AU from Earth. They all collapse in, slowly but surely. Also, all celebrities are suddenly in front of everyone's face forever.I wish for eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. They don't work.I wish for a way to kill Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. Now all Kerbals refuse to participate in your game.I wish I had more energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashcactus Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. A bottle of antimatter appears in your hand.\I wish for a personal light thermoregulation unit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshogu Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted It comes broken and set to 98 degs and 60% humidity.I wish for ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. The ice cream materializes inside your skull.I wish for more weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. You are fired from your job/expelled from school. Enjoy your eternal weekend.I wish to be smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) Granted, but everyone else becomes smarter as well, so you appear not to have gained any intelligence in comparison.I wish: Edited August 24, 2014 by Colserra3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted, but a sea lion comes in.I wish for a large banana that can go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. One day, you decide to ride it into space, but you can't afford a space helmet. The banana is not airtight.I wish for space corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZodiaK Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 it floats away.I wish for a working SBURB disk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Welcome to a disc-shaped suburb neighborhood!I wish for more contracts in ksp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZodiaK Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 they're law suit contracts.I wish for a new douglas adams book to be discovered and published. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted. It's two pages long.I wish EA wasn't so corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted. They're little known.I wish this wish would not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted. Kind of useless though because you didn't get anything good.I wish for clouds in the stock KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted: your game now runs at up to 8 FPS.I wish for sensible working hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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