Red Iron Crown Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. They never leave LEO, though. I wish for more manned interplanetary missions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aningaaq Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. They never leave LEO, though. I wish for more manned interplanetary missions.Granted. Sent to Uranus. I wish for a half bagel/half doughnut breakfast sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You get such a sandwich, but I won't go near you while you eat it. Not that that's a bad thing, because you're spared having to listen to me lecture excitedly about Linux, cosmology, and/or extrasolar planets.I wish I could go to Europa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. Europa Report.I wish for cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I would totally still go to Europa if Europa Report was guaranteed to happenThe Enrichment Center is required to remind youthat you will be baked. And then there will be cake.ooooeeecakecakecakecakecake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but you go to Russia due to not providing a valid wish. ßрþòðû! (Wut was dat Russian text?)I wish more people would like mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, everyone loves it so much they eat it and die. Humanity ceases to exist.I wish radio stations would play more music you could drive fast to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. You crash and die.Basically, you would be a ÿрþòðû. That means failure.I wish for this wish to not be a ÿрþòðû. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but nothing happens because the only thing you wished for was for your wish to not be a failure. You go into depression because you regret not wishing for anything else. You end up alone and homeless on the street and you die young.I wish to not be sad because of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Gräntëd, you feel mad about it.Wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but... umm... huh. "Wish." I wonder what I could do with that... hmmmm... maybe- nah, not that. Just give me a while!...No... that won't work.Umm...ummmmmm...YOU DIE, OK, YOU JUST DIE, WISH CORRUPTED.I WISH I DIDN'T SUCK AT CORRUPTING WISHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but now you suck at everything else. Even your ability to remind me of Wheatley which you really put on display there.I wish I had a Miata with a Corvette engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryer_lint Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Whoa, you're right, I just said that in a Wheatley voice and it came out surprisingly accurate.Anyways: Granted, but it breaks space-time and explodes with lots of fireworks forming black hole ninja attack battleship helicopters!!!!111111111oneone111I wish for graham crackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZodiaK Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 they are crackers made out of a man called grahamI wish for the homestuck upd8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Homestuck finally updates, but because you wished it early, it's still not finished. We have to wait another four months for the finale. I wish for another winter as long as last year's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. Winter is long, but with summer temperatures.I wish to live in a Mediterranean climate. Perth, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. We all freeze.Ninja'd. You move to antarcticaI wish it was still the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted: But you're homeless again because you couldn't pay your taxes because you can't work on weekends!!! 8-](it's been a pretty long weekend)I wish KSP would run (preferably well) on my little internet-calculatorlaptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Your little laptop inexplicably has an extra zero added to all its stats across the board, becoming an overpowered supercomputer. Unfortunately, its case becomes substantially weaker, and you never want to use it for fear of breaking keys.I wish I looked good in makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. You no longer look good without makeup.I wish women's magazines weren't so harmful to self image. (Some possibly NSFW language in that image.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Same. I can't think of a way to corrupt that wish because almost any degree of upheaval would be an improvement as long as it involved those bulls[ ]t magazines getting their act together / ceasing to exist.I wish the next poster would come up with a good wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted.[WISH REDACTED] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. [CORRUPTION REDACTED]I wish for moar boosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but they all horrible ISP and little fuel.I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish that wishes for a wish for a wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted. It's corrupted by corruption that corrupts the corruption that corrupted it.I wish I was a better guitarist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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