Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[1001sd]

Granted, but now you gets sick before you eat them.

I wish for a less laggier KSP.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but still it would be laggy on your computer.

I wish for a strap-on rocket booster.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's strapped onto you.

I wish for a burger.

[Dr. Muttonstache]

Granted, but it's strapped onto you.

I wish for a burger.

Granted, its from McDonalds.

I wish I could go to space.

[Bioman222]

Granted. You have just been teleported to an empty void with no protection, heat, or anything. No light, no.... nothing.

I wish to have less weight.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you now have negative mass.

I wish that I had mad trolling skillz.

Edited May 1, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[OdinYggd]

Granted. I see your trolling and raise you a banishment.

I wish I was in space.

[hawkinator]

Granted, but you don't get a space suit.

I wish I could enter sci-fi universes.

[chobit-389]

Granted. This is the first lifeform you meet:

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver

[hawkinator]

Granted, but you don't know how to control it.

I wish I could explore that huge library in the TARDIS from the latest Dr. Who episode.

(Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but since you are in the library during that episode, you are brutally killed by the time zombies.

I wish that I had a space battleship.

[chobit-389]

Granted, I promptly sink it

I wish for more Toblerones

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now you are made of Tolberones and then you are ravenously devoured by a massive Tolberone seeking mob after they smell the first hint of delicious Tolberone on you.

I wish that I was the owner of Tolberone Tower, a tower made of... you know.

[hawkinator]

Granted, but the sun hits it and it melts.

I wish I could have Tony Stark's cool suit (you know, the REALLY AWESOME suit).

[SpaceK531]

Wish granted, but it's too small to fit.

I wish to achieve stable orbit around Eeloo

[hawkinator]

Granted, but you ran out of fuel.

I wish for an uninterruptable internet connection.

[B787_300]

granted, have fun with the 10000000ms ping times though

I wish that I did not have to leave all my friends in college for the summer and maybe indefinitely.

[satcharna]

Granted, your entire college is now cryogenically frozen.

I wish struts were stronger and also had built-in SRBs.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. There to strong and tear apart your ship.

I wish for a wish to bypass the limited wishes rule by genies.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but they will now only grant wishes for more wishes.

I wish for a tuxedo.

[chobit-389]

Granted, you receive a monkey's paw. It grants 5 wishes,

[EDIT]: This damn thread is full of sniping. Granted, but the tuxedo is designed for a penquin

I wish for the ability to transit dimensions

[satcharna]

Granted, but all the other dimensions are Adam Sandler films.

I wish Jupiter was a second sun instead of just a boring gas giant so we could one-up those Alpha Centaurians.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. Welcome to the world of 2010: Odyssey Two. You're trapped on Discovery One, goodluck.

I wish that HAL Didn't become super evil and crazy.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Rockcoole

[satcharna]

Doesn't sound too bad, actually. Everyone who was on that ship when it got destroyed got to become a starbaby or whatever, and that seemed quite neat.

Granted, but unfortunately he spends the rest of the trip terribly bored when all the scientists are busy doing their stuff.

I wish I could build and launch spacecraft from my Laythe base.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but they can only have 3 part.

I wish I didn't wish to not have a wish.