Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. You enter a strange mood, and you go insane from not owning a jeweler's workshop.

I wish for 20 more dV.

[Sun]

Granted. You had an incredibly low dV before, so it is now -1900000000000000000000080 m/s.

I wish my three mud phases had never happened.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You go back in time and never gain an interest in mud, but then you wouldn't have gone back in the first place because the motive that originally made you go back no longer exists. This paradox you created ends the universe and everyone explodes. The end.

I wish that I had a geometric plane.

[Felsmak]

Granted. Have real life Minecraft airplane.

I wish for an endless supply of erasers.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Granted but you forget to teach them to write so nothing remain.

I wish for lower and higher frequencies and an oscilloscope ...

[cantab]

Granted. The oscilloscope burns its traces into your retina.

I wish for more lamps. Not magic ones, just regular ones to light the shadows.

[megatiger78]

granted. they are to bright.

I wish for spore 2 to have fleet command

[Tery215]

Granted. The Grox go out in giant fleets of warships and conquer the galaxy. But this time, it's every planet all the time with 70 ships per planet.

I wish for deuterium oxide.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted but not for you

I wish *don't ask* not miss me so much.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, the fail safe in the fridge you have exploded. Killing you.

I wish for a space shuttle.

[spaceman1999]

Granted, you spawn in it and forget how to fly it.

I wish potatos...

[Tery215]

Granted. You get rotten apples that look a little bit like potatoes.

I wish for noclip.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, when you try you fall through earth and die at the center.

I wish i will get more rep on the form

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You hack in reputation which gets you banned.

I wish for Irish fish on a dish.

[cicatrix]

Granted, it's a satellite dish.

I wish I slept more.

[Overfloater]

Granted: from now on you can sleep no less than 22 hours a day. You have only 2 hours to eat, bathe, and all that daily stuff 8-[

I wish there were Dyson cubes.

[pauldbk99]

Granted: from now on you can sleep no less than 22 hours a day. You have only 2 hours to eat, bathe, and all that daily stuff 8-[

I wish there were Dyson cubes.

Granted, but it will block the sun.

I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS!

[cantab]

Granted. But they're all Sepratrons.

I wish sprouts would go extinct.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Their disappearance from the food chain has a significant ripple effect, eventually killing off pigs. No more bacon.

I wish for bacon.

[cicatrix]

Granted, it's burned.

I wish my weight was exactly 180 lbs.

[Overfloater]

Granted: it's exactly 180 lbs when you wear the uncomfortable full body armor that came with this wish.

I wish 95% of the flies, and 99% of the cockroach population were teleported to Mars.

[EdwardKu]

Granted: but you get teleported with them too

I wish I win a lifetime's supply of cheesecakes

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Your lifetime is now set to 2 minutes, enjoy your cheesecake.

I wish for better stock aero.

[Ya_Boi_Assault]

Granted but the parts generate so much lift that your computer flies off into oblivion

I wish for McDonalds to be destroyed

[LABHOUSE]

Granted, you were in it.

I wish to make a paradox happen.