Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's mounted to your Chevy Impala.

I wish for everyone to have musical talent.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

Granted. It's filled with bulldog ants. (look them up, they are terrifying)

I wish that I could be the first person to land on Mars

[Sun]

Granted. Oh wait, where's your space suit?

I wish that WW2 never happened.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

Granted. However, the US never gets pulled out of the great depression, leaving it a 3rd world country, causing the world's economy to suffer, which slowly kills humanity until Interstellar happens

I wish for Interstellar to happen

[Sun]

Granted. It fails.

I wish people would stop obsessing over mindless sci-fi movies.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, you now can hear SSTV transmissions.

I wish i had a RATO.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

Granted, it is filled with deathstalker scorpions (again, look it up)

I wish every one on earth loved Interstellar, as it is NOT a mindless Sifi movie, and is a masterpiece that deserves all the awards

[Sun]

Granted. Due to over-obsession, the rest of the galaxy declares war on Earth. Oops.

I wish people would stop obsessing over Interstellar.

[cantab]

Granted. They obsess over Star Wars Episode VII instead, declaring it to be the best ever despite it actually being worse than Ep 1.

I wish Star Wars Episode VII actually does end up good.

[teepee2345]

granted. everyone starts obsessing over 2001: a space odessy and become super scared about computers

i wish you stepped on a mine turtle.

EDIT: DAMMIT YOU NINJA!!

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[Tery215]

Granted. The idea police destroy Star Wars Episode VII and replace it with Your First Mind Control Victim, season 17.

CHAIN ninja? not good

I wish that everybody knew and played a set of 7 video games.

[Sun]

Granted. Instead of stepping, I say, "No, mine turtle, I am NOT stepping on you!"

Then, the llama in a car crashes into the next poster... Oh wait, wrong game.

I wish I hadn't gotten this thread confused with Survive that Attack.

[Tery215]

Granted. You get chain ninja'd.

I wish my hair was larger.

[Sun]

Granted. Oh wait, that makes you go into a repeat of Tangled.

I wish the rest of the solar system was added in 0.17.

[mikeman7918]

Granted, and it lags.

I wish that there was no more lag.

[Megalodon 720]

Granted, but it only works on my computer:P

I wish for a small cardboard box.

[Tery215]

Granted. It somehow becomes sapient and empties itself to communicate.

I wish for a cardboard box to rule them all.

[Sun]

Granted. The cardboard turns out to be half antimatter. Boom.

I wish I lived in the UK.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are dropped off on a star trek planet in feudal society. The nation you now live in is called the UK.

I wish for a bowl.

[cantab]

Granted. It's a bowl with a hole and it's stolen by a mole to give to a vole who's friends with a foal who'll grow up hauling coal for the ol' factory where they made the bowl.

I wish I was a better poet.

[Tery215]

Granted. All of your fame and money gets taken away by the Poetry Fairy.

I wish I was the Poetry Fairy.

[Tangle]

Granted, but you're actually the Vogon Poetry Fairy. You have to listen to every poem and know every uncomfortable meaning.

I wish for Double Duna.

[Xacktar]

Granted, but YOU never get to see it.

I wish this was my thousandth post.

[Master Tao]

Granted. You're given a new first post filled with your most embarassing memories.

I wish to write code more quickly.

[cantab]

Granted. You write code twice as fast as before. However, you take ten times longer to debug it.

I wish I had a new dressing gown, more comfortable than my current one.