(An Original Name) Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted, but you already have never made that wish.I wish that the Concorde was still in service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Granted. I'M THE PILOT. >:3I wish America would give up on it's silly F-35 project (that damn thing has cost billions of dollars and it still barely works, they had to ground the fleet again due to malfunctions) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B787_300 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Amen, and granted, and they spend the money on more F 22sI wish that I could connect to the internet at all times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but but the internet is now made of wood.I wish that Anime was best entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. It's now banned to anyone outside of Japan without a permit, illegal posession results in a $50,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison. I wish I had more pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B787_300 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 granted but it has the most disgusting inggredients on itI wish that my physics teacher wasnt terrrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinator Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, your physics assignment for the whole year is now a grand tour of Kerbol.I wish KurtJMac would do KSP videos more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. He realeses 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds more often.I wish that i never wished this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. I go back in time and stab your grandfather with a bayonet while dressed as a member of the WehrmachtI wish I could go back in time and stab Bioman's grandfather with a bayonet while dressed as a member of the Wehrmacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaydeeDem Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but your time machine breaks and you instead arrive at the battle of Stalingrad, where you slowly die from starvation and cold.I wish my drawing tablet wasn't glitchy as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceK531 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 granted, but now it's in hell.I wish that I could recharge my ipod without any power cord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but as you pick up your ipod, it melts... your hand. Not to worry however, the device itself has taken no damage at all I wish that I was a stowaway on Apollo 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinator Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but they don't share any water with you, so you die of dehydration.I wish for space tourism to become cheap enough for average people in my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but it's horrendously unsafe.I wish they'd release some more Doctor Who now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but the show is now called Doctor What. Confusion ensues.I wish that Earth was renamed Earf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, it is now led by Super President Will Smith, whose entire election campaign was him punching an alien in the face and shouting WELCOME TO EARFI wish my army on Laythe was ready for the invasion of Kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but it won't even leave Kerbin.My wish is a paradoxical wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3_bit Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but the universe explodes in the end. I wish for a whole populated planet that loves me and follows my every command, and the planet is the strongest in the universe and nothing will ever hurt it, me, or it's inhabitants. The inhabitants will never damage anything and ave high levels of technology. I am immortal as are they. No, there can not be "only one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but it won't even leave Kerbin.My wish is a paradoxical wish.Granted. You wished you never wished it.I wish I could go at the speed of light on demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MmPMSFmM Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. The G-forces squished you into a nice soup of Moustache with extra lamb!I wish I could wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShachonianX Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. The G-forces squished you into a nice soup of Moustache with extra lamb!I wish I could wish!Granted, but your wish was already selected, and the wish was for you to become a Squid. Then you ran out of wishes.I wish I could go to Pluto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarod645 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. You didn't want a rocket or space suit with that, did you?I wish it wasn't so rainy in Washington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. Every rain droplet that would have been has been replaced with hail.I wish that Florida Man wasn't such a bad superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted, but he then steals Florida for no discernible reason.I wish that I had a airbus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Granted. It's a city bus flying in the air.I wish for a mango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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