Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[SpaceK531]

Granted, but it's the last mango in paris

I wish I was able to break a Tonka toy during normal play.

[hawkinator]

Granted, Tonka toys are now made of paper-thin glass.

I wish I could one day afford a trip to Mars.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but that doesn't mean you will be allowed to actually GO to Mars. You are allowed to go to Venus though, but dont try and take a "nice" stroll on Venus without your spacesuit

I wish that I made a spin-off of Star Wars called Stellar Wars and became rich and famous because of it.

[hawkinator]

Granted, but you secretly hate the thing you have created, and by extension gradually grow to hate yourself.

I wish we could have the data that we lost in the forum catastrophe back.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is completely inaccessible to everyone except for a rather lonely rock.

I wish that you could only find Plutonium on Pluto.

[hawkinator]

Granted, but it is now the only way to make nuclear powered generators, thus making spaceflight to Pluto nearly impossible.

I wish I had a computer that was competent enough to play resource-hogging games.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you are now no longer competent enough to run it, or any computer at all for that matter.

I wish that I knew how to place pictures in forum posts

[hawkinator]

Granted!! Here is how.

Step 1: Create an Imgur account. If you already have an Imgur account, skip to step 2.

Step 2: Click here:

Step 3: Click here:

Step 4: Select an image from your computer using the dialog box. Click Ok, Click Upload. Wait a few seconds.

Step 5: On the sidebar, there will be several different kinds of links. Select the one that says "Direct Link" and ends with an extension for a photo. Copy the link.

Step 6: Back on the forum, click the insert image button on the toolbar and paste the link into the resulting dialog box, or just type the [noparse][/NOPARSE])

Click "Go Advanced" to see a preview of you post so you can know if it worked or not.

I now have no idea how to corrupt this wish.

I wish this process was easier.

Edited May 4, 2013 by hawkinator

[satcharna]

It is! Get a dropbox account, save the image into the dropbox "Public" folder on your computer, right-click and copy the URL from the image in the "Public" folder, and then insert it between the [ IMG] tags here! Unfortunately, if you do this, you also sell your soul. To me.

Also, feel free to use this link if you sign up, that way, I get more space myself!

http://db.tt/qyrTrqA3

I wish I had a use for all the souls I'm about to get.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you use them to imprison yourself for eternity.

I wish that movies of 2061 and 3001 would be made already

[MmPMSFmM]

Granted. The movies are the worst quality movies you've ever seen and polluted with SWAG and YOLO.

I wish I had a safe hobby, one without any risks and with zero contact with eartlings.

Excuse me, I'm going to brush my teeth now

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you are now in solitary confinement in the future at the Venus Maximum Security Prison.

I wish that I wasn't so busy.

[satcharna]

Granted! However, you now have too much free time.

I wish Duna required a bit less deltaV.

[SpaceK531]

granted. Now there is nothing in KSP that is precise enough to get to Duna.

I wish that charities received more funding.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they use it to build CharityLand, a massive theme park built for only the elite of society.

I wish that I could go into the Matrix.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but you use them to imprison yourself for eternity.

I wish that movies of 2061 and 3001 would be made already

I do want those movies too. But in 2061, where would the go instead of Europa (in the books saturn became the second sun, not Jupiter)?

[chobit-389]

Tom Hanks considered making those films a few years back.

And since you didn't ask for something: I wish that ShachonianX had made a wish to corrupt

[OdinYggd]

Granted. He wished that you'd be faster about making art for PFL.

I wish some of my inventions would actually work right.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you had also invented a doomsday machine by mistake and it was only through incredible luck that it didn't work right and that it never activated... until now.

I wish that my cat was cuter.

(Also, ShachonianX, in 2061 they went to Halley's Comet and then went to Europa. And it was only in the first Space Odyssey book where Saturn was involved in anything, the rest of the books follow the timeline from the first Space Odyssey movie.)

[ShachonianX]

Granted, but you had also invented a doomsday machine by mistake and it was only through incredible luck that it didn't work right and that it never activated... until now.

I wish that my cat was cuter.

(Also, ShachonianX, in 2061 they went to Halley's Comet and then went to Europa. And it was only in the first Space Odyssey book where Saturn was involved in anything, the rest of the books follow the timeline from the first Space Odyssey movie.)

Granted, but it was so cute the universe imploded on yourself.

I wish I could control the universe.

(Ah. But in an illustration of the Europa monolith, the planet doesn't look like a swamp like it was in 2010.)

[0jam3290]

Granted, you get absolute control of the entire universe AFTER it gets destroyed in a total event collapse.

I wish for some fried chicken. (I'm STARVING)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is really made of "Mystery Meat".

I wish that I was the master at YOLO SWAG.

[MmPMSFmM]

Granted, but there are now 6,000,000,000 people who want to kill you.

I wish I was in the parallel universe where I am eating pizza. (Parallel universe as in the many worlds theory)

Edited May 5, 2013 by MmPMSFmM

[hawkinator]

Granted, but in that universe you are also morbidly obese from having eaten nothing but pizza your whole life.

I wish there was a way to make Jool and Eeloo transfers not take as much time.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now both of them are on a collision course with Kerbin.

I wish that everything in KSP was cube or square shaped like Minecraft.