Admiral-Helwyr Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted: but you nick yourself with it and receive the gift of tetanusI wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. The Space Nazis have come, and unify the world under their Supreme Reich. Mecha Hitler exists too now!The world is at peace... .... peace. (After 10 years of unmentionably horrible events and war)I wish for a wish-gun. With corruptions that would hit targets (not me!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. To demonstrate it, you fire it on yourself!I wish the force of gravity was 1m/s less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, All mechanical objects are designed to work at full gravity and cease workingI wish for Unity 5 to be released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted it's crapi for more ram with golden horns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I wish for Unity 5 to be released.It was released a couple of weeks ago now...As for the Golden RAM:Granted, but it crashes (into) your computer.I wish for this, that, and the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. All of those things are live grenades.I wish for clay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted you cut yourself on hardened clayi wish for a pet squirrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. Battletoads.I wish I had the time to speedrun Battletoads. I've wanted to for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. You have the time to do it, but you're just too lazy.I wish I wasn't so lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted you now work out 24 hours a dayi wish access to the darknet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 You download Tor, with a virus...i wish that downloads were faster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, they move so fast you can't actually click the "download" button.I wish KSP version 1.0 to be everything it needs to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) Granted. You get 1.0 everything it needs to be, but squad shuts down since they ran out of money to pay for all the staff. due to overtime. I wish for a airplane that can go fast. Edited March 18, 2015 by SlenderFan Oops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HafCoJoe Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. You have an airplane that can go fast. The problem is it goes so fast that it can fly into another dimention- one that has undead aliens which now proceed to take over the earth (Bukaroo banzai much?).I could really go for a vacation right now. I wish for a vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral-Helwyr Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted: you vacation in the jungle and contract a horrible disease and die.I wish for a cool Mech suit for my kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted: life support is now stock and the mech doesn't have any built in.I wish for Stock revamp stockified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, stock revamp becoming stock causes stock-ception, imploding all stock into a stock-singularity and permanently breaking the game.I wish humans would become inter-planetary and NOT kill themselves in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. Jupiter.I wish for a silver half dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, you get one half of a silver dollar. Since only whole coins are accepted, it is worthless.I wish for a balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. It explodes. Hindenburg style.I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. The pie is actually C-4 coated with a layer of bread. As soon as you go to slice it, it detonates...I wish for a B-25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. Please enjoy your only-slightly-used B-25 CAT telephone....That IS what you were referring to, right?I wish for a powerful and functional top-of-the-line gaming PC to run all my favorite games on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. It can run your favorite games... only...I wish I had a camera so I could make videos of me doing magic things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted. You get the first ever portable camera, and you can't sell it.I wish I was nocturnal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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