Ethanadams Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Yu get a million and 1 pounds of frog poopi wish for a lump of iron mixed wih silver and platinum sounded by plutonium cover in in uranium and topped with a cherry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted. The radioactive computer/fission reactor that is dropped off at your house works quite marvelously.. until SWAT storm your house and shoot you (killing you) accidentally. (More or less.. raids be dangerous.)(Something about suspicious buildup of potential nuclear weapons... who would have thought.)I wish for command of a SWAT Team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Granted, but they have no equipment or training.I wish for a GTX Titan Z video card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Granted. It does not fit in your computer, and your various attempts at making it fit just end up crashing andmaking a mess.Enjoy an incompatible card!I wish for GG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Granted. You hate his voice.I wish I could meet Chestnut in real life. He's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Granted. However, you meet because you're hostages at a terrorist attack.I wish for magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted. A wizard has turned you into a cake. Unfortunatelly, is one of your friends.I wish for a piece of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted. The cake IS your friend. I wish for KSP 1.0 to be released, so they can port it to Unity 5 (for those who dont know, U5 is released, but ksp 1.0 is to far in the making to port it, so they will/might port 1.1 to U5) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 granted. The port permanently breaks the game.I wish for a glass filled with potable water. (i'm not asking for a glass of water because I know what you guys will do with that one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted, the water is portable, but the glass isn't. You can't pick it up, and don't even have a straw.I wish water tasted better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted. You are now living in the middle of Sahara desert... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted.I wish for a good book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted. Twilight is now considered a good book.I wish for a good new song by Rammstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted.It is Happy Birthday sung "Artistically"The ensuing lawsuit makes sure he never makes another song.I wish I could sue somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted. You sue Microsoft and you lose. You pay all your money to your lawyer.I wish I worked for CIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Granted, aliens murder you.I wish for Moose from CHAPPiE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted,A moose falls on your head. I wish i was A aperture science smart panel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted. You are the panel that gets detroyed during Weatley's fight scene.I wish for the me to be the 10,000th post on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Very well. Your post is promptly deleted by moderators, and you no longer have any proof of it being so. (Waybackmachine and similar didnt save it, you did not screenshot)I wish for SCIENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted. But you only get science you already have.I wish I could fly my VTOL without crashing at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoDex Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted, but you only have enough fuel for a five second flight.I wish for three bars of rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 granted. But just after getting it, the Kraken attack the forum again and you lose every single reputation points you have (yeah, I can be mean sometime).I wish I could go to Moho with more than 350 m/s left after the mission. I'm too stressed when I return to Kerbin because of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted, you got to a Moho flyby, and have 351 m/s dV left. That was your mission, right? I wish for this class to be more entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Granted, but the teacher notice you're on the KSP forum and not listening to him and confiscate [the device you use] for the whole week >:-)I wish for 1.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 granted. Version 1.0 of Solitaire will be mailed to you soon.I wish I had more and better artistic skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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