heng Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Granted. Fried FTL Rockets are now common place.The resulting spread in population means you have to travel several light years to your next neighbour and the grease stains smear all over the galaxy.I wish for rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Then you wish for boredom.I wish for Chocolate rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 granted, but its the worst chocolate ever createdI wish for a Tsar Bomba (the 100 megatons prototype) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) Prototype used had ~50Mt... It gets delivered to your doorstep. It comes with an attached timer, going "5...4...3...2...", while you unwrap the package.I wish for the ability to create posts, I do not have to edit before they become readable. Edited June 26, 2015 by heng typo and forgot wish, then forgot edit reason m( and a comma, i think...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Granted, but then they get so perfect that everyone that reads em dies of perfectness.I wish for a Bagger 228 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Postron Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Granted. Delivered by Hyperedit set for your current coordinates and 10m above terrain, better not catch it.I wish I was motivated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space.exe Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Wish Granted. You are given a potion of motivation with a dash of a ruffie.I wish i had 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.01 USD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Granted. You now owe 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.01 USD to the russian mob. Plus interest.I wish I had an Aspirin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 granted, but its full of earthwormsI wish i had a CFA-44 nosferatu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beabop Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. Your airfield gets attacked by the Emmerian air force, leaving your fighter in pieces and you a quadriplegic.I wish Shuttlecraft Systems had survived KSP 1.0. I never did get my white kite VTOL SSTO certified. Edited June 29, 2015 by beabop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted. It's Super Simple To Operate Certified. Good luck on getting a Single Stage to Orbit Cert.I wish for a keg of Root Beer. Barq's brand is preferred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted. Exp: 001845001.062150.7I wish I could do standup comedy. I'll also need to speak English, if you don't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I wish for 1 Billion U.S dollars or for me to be a mod here on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMcMuffin Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted, you receive 1 billion dollars, but it is in the form of credit card debt.I wish I had free pizza for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Granted. You now have one free pizza. It has to last for your whole life, you will never get another.@Xannari: Granted. You can do standup comedy. In perfect english. Deep in the middle of rural France. Noone willingly admits to understand you.I wish for a Chicxulub-sized impact event on the moon, somewhere safe enough to not endanger life on earth, yet visible from ground.PS: Holy Sh... . Found while checking the spelling. Edited June 29, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 granted, but then, the same happens on earthi wish for a infinite stripe of bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 granted, given a certain value of "bacon" and a certain value of "infinite".Since you're asking for infinite bacon, every single atom of matter (and all other forms of existence) in the universe is instantly integrated into making said infinite strip of bacon. The entire universe is bacon, there is literally nothing else. Your strip of bacon has some very, very weird properties in places, but technically it is still bacon because everything is now bacon.always.forever.without anyone or anything to taste, smell, or otherwise appreciate it in any way shape or form.I hope you're proud of yourself. I wish for money, fame and power without any downsides associated with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 granted, but then you get killed by a random dudei wish for 1 dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted. A dollar appears out of nowhere, completely violating the laws of physics, and resulting in a spatial compression wave that accelerates the entropy of the universe.I wish the previous wish didn't end all life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted. You and all of the mosquitos survive.I wish for a Klein bottle full of pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally drop the Klein bottle.I wish for ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 granted, but its melting on lavai wish for all the life in the universe to end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted, but it takes several eons.I wish I could rhyme with 'orange' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Sporange. It's a plant.I wish I would rhyme with Silver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K3achas Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Granted, Mr. Murderer! (same last syllable)I wish for a mobius strip full of pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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