cubinator Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted. Two humans in the universe know what your avatar is. I wish paper had a copy/paste function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCoye Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Granted, however, it will not allow you to, as there is no right-click, ctrl C, or ctrl V, and you cant plug in a mouse, keyboard, or laptop computer into paper sheets. I wish I had enough patience to go to Duna and come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCoye Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Bringing the thread back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 On December 9, 2015 at 5:51:29 PM, CommanderCoye said: Granted, however, it will not allow you to, as there is no right-click, ctrl C, or ctrl V, and you cant plug in a mouse, keyboard, or laptop computer into paper sheets. I wish I had enough patience to go to Duna and come back. Granted. You have no time warp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCoye Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Wish not wished therefore auto-corrupted I wish I could build a realistic submarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Quote 4 hours ago, CommanderCoye said: Wish not wished therefore auto-corrupted I wish I could build a realistic submarine Granted, however your sub is a diesel sub and you just ran out of electrical power underwater. I wish to understand blender to make some cockpits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCoye Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, however, your computer dies and you lose all progress. I wish @HoloYolo was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Wish granted, but she/he kills you. I wish for everything I ever wanted with no side effects, things going wrong, or anything that could corrupt my wish to make it not how I meant it. (Have fun corrupting that >:D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Wish granted. Everything you ever wanted as of 9:00 on December 18, 2015 will come true 7 minutes after you die. I wish that I could un-corrupt sfs files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Granted. You have no sfs files. I wish for the scene change crash to go away forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomassino Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Granted. KSP has been wiped out of existence, so no scene-change crashes anymore. I wish for Jool-optimized wingsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenhornet553 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted. The Jool system disappears entirely from the game. I wish that I could turn back time to change things I did in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted. You get vaporized in a wormhole, then your dust lands on the sidewalk that past You is walking on, and past You decides to walk around it instead of straight like you originally did. I wish I could see microwaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted. Your eyes cook to the consistency of hard-boiled eggs due to placing your head in the microwave oven after cheating the interlocks. I wish for a new laptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenhornet553 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Granted. The laptop explodes into pieces on boot up I wish to be in KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are now in KSP, and permanently appear as one of the Squad Monoliths, anchored in place and forever silent. I wish NOT to be in KSP. Edited December 23, 2015 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanjvs Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Granted. Now you are part of the Russian Space Program and you are the commander of the Soyuz 11. I wish NASA had a bigger budget than the military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 5 hours ago, Jeanjvs said: Granted. Now you are part of the Russian Space Program and you are the commander of the Soyuz 11. I wish NASA had a bigger budget than the military. Granted. NASA no longer exists because we were invaded. I wish for the will to go down to my other computer and play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, but storms knock out your electricity and your laptop battery just died... I wish it were still raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Granted. It is raining ash because Yellowstone just erupted... I wish I was fast at solving big cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panel Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Granted, you solve them so fast they fly apart before the solution is reached. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Granted. You believe you can fly You believe you can touch the sky You think about every night and day You spread your wings and FALL like Icarus. I wish for a drawing idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 23 hours ago, TrainEngie said: Granted. You believe you can fly You believe you can touch the sky You think about every night and day You spread your wings and FALL like Icarus. I wish for a drawing idea. Granted, you lose the ability to draw, at least you got that idea! I wish for an X-Wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Granted. The government finds it, confiscates it and kidnaps you in Area 51 because they believe you're an alien because you have a working warp drive and OP engines that defy gravity. I wish for KSP to take only a few seconds to load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbinW365 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Granted, now it's littered with bugs, so many bugs that KSP had to be cancelled, and KSP's cancellation caused society to break down, slowly becoming more aggressive as people realize their fate. Praise the Kraken. I wish I had an old, fancy radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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