xandertifft54321 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Granted, but the cheese is moldy and about to give you food poisoning sooo bad you poop every time you sneeze! I wish for a REAL WARFRAME AND A [SECOND DREAM ENDING SPOILERS] Spoiler and one of those orakin control thingys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 7 hours ago, xandertifft54321 said: Granted, but the cheese is moldy and about to give you food poisoning sooo bad you poop every time you sneeze! I wish for a REAL WARFRAME AND A [SECOND DREAM ENDING SPOILERS] Reveal hidden contents and one of those orakin control thingys. Granted, but just as you get that, an atomic bomb blows up in you backyard. I wish I had minecraft Premium for free (not really, i already bought it, but corrupt it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Granted, but the spawn point is in the neather. In front of a blaze spawner. i wish that nyan cat doesn't appear on the loading screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Granted, but it appears all over the VAB instead. I wish for a new Macbook Pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Granted, but it explodes upon turning it on. I wish for a mission to the Oceans of Europa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Granted, but it goes to the oceans of laythe instead. i wish that I actually manage to dock today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Granted, but the game crashes and the save file becomes unusable. I wish time moved faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Granted, but you time warp into jool. BTW I did it! Yay docking! i wish that I didn't get so many posting infractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but your account is deleted, now you can't post anymore, so you can't get any posting infractions! It's a win-win! I wish that a dream I had last night about successfully landing a Kerbbed mission on Duna in KSP actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but the crew has to abort the mission because of a Dunian story plot reasons and Mark Kerman gets left behind and has to grow potatoes and science the excretments out of there. I wish that the ice in my cup melted faster (more experimenting) you guys are going to say "granted, but the ice caps melt and you get wash away" huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but the method used to melt the Ice is moving the Earth closer to the Sun, life dies out from the extreme heat, oceans boil, and the Ice melts. I wish I wasn't worried about something going wrong if I attempt to send Kerbals Interplanetary, which is preventing me from sending Kerbals to any planet in the Kerbol system besides Kerbin and it's moons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but the kraken forces all the stuff to Dres because he's feeling nice and you are stuck as the care takers of the space potatoe! I wish that I went to Dres and nothing bad happens to this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but you crash into the planet because the point of this thread is to corrupt wishes. I wish foods were healthier to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but to balance it drinks become unhealthy, soon Humanity dies out from all their drinks being poisoned or diseased. I wish to Colonize Laythe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but kerbin explodes before you launch. I wish for unlimited not corrupted wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but you explode... 1 hour ago, Maximus97 said: because the point of this thread is to corrupt wishes. I wish max_creative would obey the rules in forum games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but you're post is invalid. I wish to not get ninja'd by @DolphinDude3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceception Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 You don't, instead, you get me. I wish I had $300,000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, except then your house blows up and you have to spend $300,000,000. i wish the mods would please check my stuff faster and take less time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but another solution is posting less so we don't miss as much. I wish for enough money to buy a good vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) granted, but it blows up as you buy it. (you survivie) I wish I had more reputation on my account. Edited April 4, 2016 by Q-ver KSP correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but it's negative reputation. I wish I could see who is behind phone calls from numbers I don't recognize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but you can no longer answer the phone when you do recognise a number. I wish that I had over 9000 gigs of ram in my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) Granted ,but your PC uses too much electricty and shuts down the rest of the city. So the police takes you. I wish for more hard drive space. Edited April 4, 2016 by Q-ver KSP Late response and mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Granted, but your computer has over 9000 gigs of stuff, so it explodes. 7 minutes ago, Maximus97 said: Granted, but another solution is posting less so we don't miss as much. No, I'm not going post less stuff. I wish my rockets had a little more control authority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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