RocketSquid Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Granted, but it turns out that being sane in an insane world is even worse than being insane. I wish I could go without making a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 7 hours ago, RocketSquid said: it turns out that being sane in an insane world is even worse than being insane. It makes for a good book, though! Too bad such a book would never exist in such a world. 7 hours ago, RocketSquid said: I wish I could go without making a wish. Granted, but you can only go to one place: an uninhabited, tiny volcanic island in the north Atlantic ocean. You can never leave and you will never see any humans again. I wish for more time, but no more thyme this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 You get more time, but you run out of thyme so you can't use it unless you get more time thyme next time. I wish for an incorruptible fish that won't eat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Your fish will never give you errors again, and it will not successfully eat you, but it will certainly try, and it will end up stuck to your hand for the rest of your life, staring at you. I wish Venus was an oceania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Granted. But given heating effects due to it's proximity to the Sun, it's now a planet of soup. Beef noodle, I believe. I wish for a decent cup of coffee this morring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Granted. You had one of the finest cups of coffee in the world earlier this morning. Did you forget to drink it? Too bad. I wish I had a box full of new Lego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Granted. Oh, wait, it's Mega-Blocks. Too bad they don't hold together... I now wish for a doughnut to go with this morning's coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flame Cat Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The doughnut is sentient, and has a shotgun. It doesn't take too kindly to being eaten. I wish for RTX to come sooner (JULY FIRST IS TOO LONG) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but it's full of bugs. Both the computer sort and the biting insect sort. I wish Spideroak would behave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted... but Spideroak was teleported to Dres, a planet that no longer exists... I wish my tea glass would refill itself with more ice and tea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but it keeps spewing tea until Earth is engulfed in a tea ocean, which expands until it achieves fusion, and the whole solar system is engulfed. It keeps expanding and becomes a black hole eventually, and proceeds to expand until it consumes the universe. I wish to live for a thousand years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted. You see everyone you love and care about die, and you live a miserable existence. until you die of gunshot wounds through the eyes. I wish my grantings could be less morbid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted. Your true wishes, on the other hand, become too twisted to post on the forums. I wish I was full up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, cantab said: Granted. Your true wishes, on the other hand, become too twisted to post on the forums. I wish I was full up. Granted. your entire body is filled with lead. I wish everything was free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linuxgurugamer Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted. You don't want anything anymore I wish for another wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 25 minutes ago, linuxgurugamer said: Granted. You don't want anything anymore I wish for another wish Granted your another wish was the wish that was just granted I wish the word wish was banished from the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) Granted, it is replaced with a new word with the same meaning: Uiyplqg. Only those who correctly pronounce it on their first try get to live. The rest are put to death in the giant Thought Police pyramid. I wish for a pet giant centipede that is docile so I can scare people with it without any danger of myself or anyone else getting poisoned. Edited June 18, 2016 by cubinator Made it more evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but when aleins invade, and your centipede is the only hope, he is too docile to fight back, and the events of the 5yh Wave occur. I wish for @PB666 to be shipped with @cubinator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Um...my ship has already launched...and it's in the middle of a year-long transfer. I wish I could think of something creative to write here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Wish granted, but it is the grim but imminent fate of humanity. I wish thattaht hsiw I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 The first half of your wish gets cancelled out by the second inverted part, thereby neutralizing it. I wish the trees around my house don't drop their leaves on my propertah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted. They drop leaves on your property, not you propertah. I wish Spock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeridanii Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted: Lizard poisons Spock. I wish that I never posted this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted - You post something worse I wish for pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Granted, but the ingredients are separated: I wish my roof was really easy to set up a telescope on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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