Blasty McBlastblast Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 no can do, sorry I wish more teachers would use the "stair method" for grading papers (find a staircase, assign a grade to each stair, stand at top and throw papers down staircase, where the paper lands determines grade!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Granted. but it always lands on F 4 you! I wish for...wait, what's that ticking sou-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Granted, but it was just a loud speaker. No explosion for you! I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes with enough power to fry insects and/or insect-sized drones instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Granted, but the programming goes awry and vaporizes all oxygen molecules in your vicinity. You die of asphyxiation. I wish to leave work early today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Granted, you accelerate suddenly to 0.9999999999999 c. You are no longer at work, or on this planet! I wish for dark chocolate that isn't radioactive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Granted. But your dog ate it all; you are now looking forward to cleanup in a few hours! I wish for beer to go with my pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 You get pizza made of beer. Non-alcoholic. I wish I could play Overwatch while on vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Granted. It runs at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 frames per millennia. Waiter! My soup is in the wrong game! I wish that it would be in the right one. Wait, that wasn't my wish! NO! STOOOOOO-[This message was sensored.] Edited August 4, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted. The hot soup is poured on your head. I wish to stop losing pencils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted. You pick up the habit of jamming them into your ears, using them as pencil holders. I wish to stop losing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted. You become corrupted instead. I wish I could think of witty comebacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but you can never think of anything else forever. I wish that somebody would like this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but it was reported. I wish my deathtraps spaceships worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but they crash your game. I wish that KSP was more realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but you get left behind on Duna and you starve to death because you're not Matt Damon. I wish I could afford a better GPU for my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but you can't pay for electricity for your computer I wish I was eating pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted. You eat 10 Kilotonnes of it. Enjoy. I wish I was Matt Damon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted. You too get stuck on Mars. Only you are the sole survivor of a catastrophic MDV crash, are heavily wounded, and there is no ship coming to rescue you. I wish I could include my massive B9 space dreadnaught in my submission to HatBat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but it is too awesome for the universe to behold, so it sends it's quantum foam to erase you from existence. I wish that someone would actually tell me HOW to get a Forum sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but the signature feature gets removed in the next forum update. I wish to have a portable gaming laptop with enough power to run KSP and Overwatch on high graphic settings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but it weighs 30 kg I wish I saw that train coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but it weighs 30 kg I wish I saw that train coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted, but you get trapped between your double post and are unable to get out of the way in time. I wish I weren't so terrified of the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Granted. Your petrified now. I wish Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) Granted, but Chuck Norris Chuck Norrises you for bad grammar I wish I had a bunny. Edited August 5, 2016 by qzgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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