Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Designer225]

Actually, it's been only 53 minutes later.

I wish that the SLS would be launched at any time.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but nobody knows how to fly it.

I wish that I knew what Jeb's darkest secret was.

[chobit-389]

Granted, he is my father

I wish for more cowbell

[SkyHook]

Granted, he is my father

I wish for more cowbell

Granted, but noone can hear them because it's spaaaaace!

I wish for Bobcat to finish the Constellation program!

[(An Original Name)]

Don't you think that a company that makes farm and construction equipment probably wouldn't be the best at running a space program?... Oh well, you wished for it, so:

Granted, but all of the employees are Bobcats and the rockets that they somehow build have several excavators lodged in them. Contrary to popular (Bobcat) belief, this does NOT increase rocket performance.

I wish that I was able to eat a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion chili pepper.

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[LeonG17]

Granted, but you suddenly develop a resistance to hot foods and the rest of your taste buds are burnt out.

I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEE!

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. Enjoy being a space core for the rest of your life.

I wish for supersonic transport.

[rewdew2]

Granted, you are the transport,

I wish for someone to teach the people at valve to count to three, so they can make hl3 already, and still output a product that is as good as the previos products of that series. while not endangering the gameplay, users computer, user themselves, or user's family, possessions, friends, pets, or health,

[LeonG17]

Granted, it doesn't sell as other big titles have come out at the same time and the mainstream players don't notice.

I wish for it to be the afternoon already.

[rewdew2]

Granted, it is now afternoon in 'MURICA

[LeonG17]

Warning, Warning, no wish detected, shutting down.....

I wish people would wish.

[satcharna]

Granted, but we all wish for stupid things.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[LeonG17]

Granted, the milk and cream come from rats.

I wish for more people to post in the games forum

[redwolfy]

granted but they always snipe you

i wish for a better graphics tablet

[LeonG17]

Granted, you become bankrupt from buying it.

I wish for the next update to come out soon, I need to put Jeb on a SRB.

[Designer225]

Granted. You are the next update.

I wish the next update would be kerbalized...

[LeonG17]

Granted, all propulsion system turn to SRBs with Jeb in a seat on each of them.

I wish for Kerbal to be real and in our galaxy.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, Kerbal (Space Program), a fun space sim video game, is real and in our galaxy.

I wish that the speed of light was slower.

[Flymetothemun]

Granted, now your sense of sight is useless

I wish I could draw something other than geometric patterns.

[chobit-389]

Granted, you're now a talent vampire, I am your first target and PfL is now dead, along with me

I wish for bigger breasts

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.

I wish for random.

[redwolfy]

Granted but you are turned into a chicken breast to be eaten by chobit

I wish for more mechjeb

[satcharna]

Granted, but it goes crazy and kills all your crews.

I wish I knew how to draw pretty backgrounds.

[redwolfy]

Granted but you kill anyone who looks at your art as your backgrounds are so good

I wish to have photoshop on my computer

[minerman30]

Granted, but it comes with a virus that renders your computer nonfunctional and unrepairable.

I wish I knew how to dock things in KSP.