Nailed it! Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) Granted, but the Dark Forest Theory is real and aliens destroy you and the system as soon as you exit. I wish for Act 8 of Homestuck Edited December 1, 2017 by Nailed it! Ortography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15Redstones Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Granted, but when your interstellar ship docks with your refueling station in LKO the Kraken hits you and sends your precious station to 666 666 Ym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Granted. However, it's hard to guess, so hmm, how about... An unlimited supply of 0 pickles. I wish to know all the maths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroBrian_333 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Granted, but Abbot and Costello teach you the math. (Like if you get this reference) I wish the whole MLP franchise vanished from the universe without a trace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) Granted. MLP gets replaced with NMBSCH - Not My Big and Smelly Cart Horses. Before MLP disappears, I wish they replace Pinkie Pie with another type of Excel diagram. Edited December 2, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Granted but they revert it after changing. I wish Jeb had more G-load resistance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15Redstones Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Granted, but every other Kerbal passes out at 1.1 G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Granted. You got nothing. I wish for the forum to be active during the day, and not during the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) Granted, but it's someone else's day and night. And it's going to be night for another three years. I wish for temporal shenanigans. Edited December 7, 2017 by 0111narwhalz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Granted. But it's so overwhelming, you can't ever figure it out. http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Time_shenanigans I wish for school to be over already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Granted. They throw you into the school dungeon and lock the door. Now the school is already over you. I wish it stops snowing and we'll again have the lovely gray asphalt next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Granted. However, the government has painted all the roads blue, so it's no longer gray. I wish for a 3rd Homestuck reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Granted But then they edit their post before you see it. All records are erased. I wish that more people would ridicule flat earth idiots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Granted. They’re ridiculised but gain more popularity because of that. I wish for irons in the fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) Granted. You join a golf club and accidentally drop a burning match on the carpet. Irons are in the fire. I wish to finish my lunch and return to the work. Edited December 8, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Granted. You finish eating your lunch that has been poisoned with Botulinum toxin. Now you're dead forever! I with literally would mean figuratively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 So granted. Now firefighters help only figuratively and people die. Yay! I wish I was a pilot who can't crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Granted, but everyone else now crashes with a 100% chance. And you aren't in the cockpit for this flight... I wish that homework was abolished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Granted. You now get 3 times the work to do at work/school. I wish for negative gravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Granted newtons cannonball now hits you because everything falls out of orbit. i wish for a kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon5 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Granted, but your Kerbin is reparented and the KSC view is glitchy. I wish for the finest pizza. Edited December 13, 2017 by Gyrfalcon5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaced Out Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted, but before you can take a bite you get shot by the pizza police because your pizza was illegally obtained. I wish that I was on the ISS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted. You are live from the ISS while it's deorbiting. 22 hours ago, Gyrfalcon5 said: I wish for the finest pizza. Granted, too. But the pizza looks so fine that you can't have yourself to begin eating. So, the finest pizza gets stale, and you drop it into the trashcan still untouched. I wish ISS could use International maritime signal flags. At least as a KSP mod. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Granted however i miss a bracket I wish for a custom planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15Redstones Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Granted, but it's near impossible to land on due to 20g surface gravity and no atmosphere. I wish for a Tesla Roadster. Edited December 14, 2017 by 15Redstones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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