Delay Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Granted. Earth surpassed its Schwarzschild radius. I wish Earth was a torus (that wouldn't collapse to a sphere under its own gravity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Granted, but the Kraken takes a bite out of it cause it looks like a donut and everybody dies. I wish for a mobius loop scarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted. Your neck is now Klein bottle. I wish to know why Babylon-5 radiators are set against each other heating themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted, it's a thermal relay system, the last panel on each side just throws off the heat to the nearest spaceship, which then tows the heat away (just like passing a baton). I wish to have a bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted. It was maggot (how?!) infested. I wish for a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I wish to stop granting wishes with images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Tux1 said: I wish to stop granting wishes with images. Heartbleed, desperate to look tough, steals your images. Meltdown and Spectre fight over who gets to corrupt your wish by returning them. I wish for dihydrogen monoxide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 You get H2O2 and drink the bleach. I wish for a potato plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted, and it strangles you to death because you looked at it. I wish FAR never becomes stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted, but you accidentally installed it. I wish that I could have 100FPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted, but then your computer dies permanently. I wish I could meet and watch in real time, SAFELY, Jebediah Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 (edited) Granted, but jebs definition of "safe" includes rocket explosions. I wish I could have a 100in telescope. Edited January 6, 2018 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Granted, but you look at the sun and blind yourself. I wish I had a space company like SpaceX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Physics Student said: I wish I had a space company like SpaceX. Here's Blue Origin, I'm sure it's just as good. I wish for a phone that could get charged in ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted, it runs out in 5 minutes. I wish for a visit to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted, but it is a 1 way impact. I wish for some soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack5.exe Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted, but you eat it and get soap poisoning I wish to go around the moon on a Falcon heavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) Granted. They draw a moon on a Falcon Heavy, and you go around the launch site at 20 km distance. I wish Segway PT had built their own rocket and launched a segway into space. Edited January 7, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack5.exe Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted but the aliens take it and destroy the human race I wish I was a shuttle pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted, you drive a bus full of old people around disney world i wish to die in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveroski Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Kerbal01 said: Granted, you drive a bus full of old people around disney world i wish to die in space. Granted... Plenty of space in the boot of my car.. You want to use my polythene bag or will you bring your own? I wish I could whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack5.exe Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted but your freak out with excitement and run into a wall and die I wish I worked at SpaceX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Jack5.exe said: Granted but your freak out with excitement and run into a wall and die I wish I worked at SpaceX Granted, due to a quantum mixup you work for ULA instead. I wish for a potato Edited January 7, 2018 by Kerbal01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveroski Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Granted but the toilet unblocker is broken so you will have to use your hands.. sorry.. no gloves left either. I wish I was synaesthetic . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Daveroski said: Granted but the toilet unblocker is broken so you will have to use your hands.. sorry.. no gloves left either. I wish I was synaesthetic . Granted. Everything you perceive is shaped like a male reproductive organ. A great variety of it, but still a male human reproductive appendage I wish 4 a Cheshire brother :-)) Edited January 7, 2018 by Nailed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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