Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but it's on your mind only.

I wish I know how to candlejack.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but everyone is jealous of your new skill and you are shunned by all.

I wish that I had a XF-108 Rapier.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but they forgot how to hold it together.

I wish for a Spitfire.

[Kerbal01]

Granted but they were all destroyed

I wish for a functioning F9H in KSP.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is stuffed with Kerbal-eating Cougars. (You did mean the F-9 Cougar, a US Navy jet fighter... right?)

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

[last_user]

Granted, but now your toe hurts.

I wish B9 Aerospace worked in 0.20.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but "worked" is now defined as "failed".

I wish that I owned a chocolate factory.

[satcharna]

Granted. Chobit breaks in and steals all your merchandise.

I wish I was pretty.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you are now pretty. Pretty UGLY! Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahhaahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhaha

I wish that I was even more funny.

[ShachonianX]

Granted, you're more funny. But to people with a bad sense of humor, that is.

I wish I could have fun.

[Rage097]

Granted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmvBif66ZHw

I wish i didn't just post that.

[POTKC]

Granted. You die.

I wish I knew how to fix my Sarurn V no-texture-and-engines-not-working bug!!! (See my signature.)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, your Sarurn V replica now works perfectly. However, your Saturn V rocket is even buggier than before.

I wish that I had a copy of Half Life 2: Episode 3.

[Rage097]

Granted. it fails to start up.

I wish for people to go to the enigma thread for randomness.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now less people visit the enigma thread. You never specifically wished for MORE people to visit that thread

I wish that the White House was the Gold House, because it's now made out of gold.

[Rage097]

Granted. It is now more attractive to robbers and they launch an all-out assault on it. During this assault the president and several other high-ranking political figures are killed. As the man who authorized this decision you are persecuted.

I wish for music

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now all music makes your ears bleed.

I wish that everything was made out of rubber.

[chobit-389]

Granted, enjoy your coat made of condoms

I wish for popularity and good looks~<3

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. You are now the most popular and good-looking person in the world, but your popularity and good looks fade in a greater rate than normal people as time pass by and as you become older. To add insult with that, you now age thrice as fast than a normal person.

I wish for peace.

[ShachonianX]

Granted. Everything is more boring now.

I wish for more PfL lore.

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but I don't know what that is

I want a functioning F9H rocket in ksp, that won't lagg my game so hard my CPU explodes

[ShachonianX]

(PfL is Postcards from Laythe)

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a BIG SPACESHIP OF DOOOOOOOOM!

[LeonG17]

Granted, something in it collides for no reason and blows it up.

I wish to be able to stay on my computer all year.

[Rage097]

Granted. you forget to eat.

I wish for trekkette to be under my control.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now Star Trek is hated by everyone and it is banned from existence, if anything related to it is found, it is immediately incinerated and the ash is used to power the flamethrowers that do even more incinerating.

I wish that I had claws like Wolverine.