Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. You can't retract them and you have a REALLY bad itch.

I wish the KSC had more buildings.

[Bioman222]

Granted. Their is a tiny doghouse in the middle of the launch pad that cause every launch to fail.

I wish for a paradox.

[Rage097]

Granted. In order to accommodate for the self contradictory nature of your wish, the human language tries to restructure its self and fails, throwing the world into anarchy and chaos.

I wish for a robotic arm.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is in the process of slapping you in the face.

I wish that I was a space tourist.

Edited May 28, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[POTKC]

Granted. You panick in zero-g and die of a heart attack.

I wish I could pass all of my exams this week with a grade 1 (British system.)

[Leonov]

Granted, but you retain no knowledge gained during the Semester.

I wish for a Red Button.

[LeonG17]

Granted, all it does is make a beeping noise.

I wish for a Spitfire Mk XIV

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it spits fire all over the place, making it unflyable after it ends up melting all if it's metal off.

I wish that Mt. Everest was taller.

[last_user]

Granted, but it pokes a hole in the atmosphere and drains the atmosphere out of the atmosphere.

I wish that my wish corruption made sense.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it only makes a few pennies an hour for you. Get it? SENSE? CENTS? lolololololololololololololololololol

I wish that I hired Mario to fix my plumbing.

Edited May 29, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[redwolfy]

granted bowser is chasing him and he wrecks your home

i wish for my post count to work

[Holo]

Granted. It goes to work, and suffers a horrible accident involving a 5-ton steel press, all 5 limbs, and a wooden llama filled with coleslaw.

I wish I could Duna.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you are stranded.

I wish for pie.

[last_user]

Granted, but it is pie pie pie, so you can't eat it due to metal shavings.

I wish I had more posts(and more time to post)

[Rage097]

Granted. You stop eating and sleeping

I wish for MOAR POWAH!

[POTKC]

Granted. You have more FART power.

I wish I was an evil genius.

[redwolfy]

granted you get shot by the police

i wish for the ability to make nice looking 3D models

[Aphox]

Granted, but the file is corrupted every time you export.

I wish I had really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[Leonov]

Granted, but I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

I wish for a Potato.

[redwolfy]

granted it is poisoned

i wish for bananas that are edible

[LeonG17]

Granted, but they are extremely corrosive and so a few seconds after eating one it falls out of your stomach.

I wish to have a replica of earth.

[Rage097]

Granted. It is exactly one hundredth of a millimeter.

I wish for tolberone. Because I haven't had one.

[Mikideez]

granted, but it's past the expiration date

i wish for some of the rover wheels to work instead of being stuck in the ground

[TerrificToby]

granted, but they move you along at 1cm an hour.

I wish for a top spec alienware desktop computer.

[Mikideez]

granted, but it comes with a virus.

i wish i wasnt deleted in the april 2013 massacre