Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. But nothing happens.
 

i wish for to wish a wish that wishes wishes that wish wishes that wish fishes that wish for wishes that fish fish that wish the wish that wishes a wish that wishes wishes that wish wishes that wish fishes that wish for wishes that fish fish that wish the wish that wishes.

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[Royale37]

Granted: your fishes wishes wish for fish which fish the fishes wishes for fish which creates yet another paradox that interacts with the previous two which crashes the forums

i wish for pirate treasure

[ColdJ]

Granted: You drive piles into the ground.

I wish what I create I could have in real life.

( @Royale37, as someone who a long time ago was a kid on a brand new drivers license and is lucky to have survived. Don't be in a rush to get it young. The longer you take to get it, the better your chances of living long enough to regret your mistakes.

2nd wish.

Granted: But the government of the region your in takes it, claiming rights.

I wish what I wished before.

[Quinby Kerman]

Granted: You're partying like you're on the ISS, therefore, smol.

I wish I could get some sleep. Anything without intense nightmares. Send help. Please. Please help. I feel like my life is crumbling before me. I need a break. Help.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You stay awake watching "My Little Pony"

I wish, don't you?

[timmy kerman]

Granted, but you crash into another car and have to pay thousands in insurance.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You pay thousands.

I wish a Gold Fish.

[timmy kerman]

Granted. You get a fish that is gold in colour, but is in fact made from solid copper.

I wish for a good definition of soup that everyone will be happy with. 

[ColdJ]

Granted: Liquid you eat with a spoon.

I wish we were there yet.