A really long train...

[Nemrav]

You give it to red green

You find a fake lunar lander in this car, its a really nice replica...

[megatiger78]

its the real on. illuminati confirmed.

you find illuminate HQ

[Thomas988]

You are immediately knocked unconscious, blindfolded, and thrown out by tall men in black suits.

Wagon 25: An MLG:PRO DoTA 2 tournament is currently in progress.

[goldenpeach]

I unplug the main electrical source.

I found a guy playing KSP!

[Souper]

I play with him for a while.

Wagon 27: I find a cardboard cutaway of the criminal, meant to fool us into arresting it instead of the actual criminal!

[gmpd2000]

Arrest the cardboard, pretty sure it killed someone already.

Wagon 29: I found a copy of KSP 1.0

[mythbusters844]

Give it to me!

Wagon 30: There's a snail with an AK-47!

[Tery215]

It's an alien! Fire death grenades.

Wagon 31: I've found a lightbulb!

[Nemrav]

You stick some wire, a switch and a battery on it, your colleages are impressed by your circuitry ingenuity...

Wagon 32: You find a big red arrow pointing to the door that leads out of the train and on the arrow it says "he went that way !"

[Kinglet]

But if you go there you won't find wagon 33, which contains:

Moving, living quails made of precious metals.

[gmpd2000]

Eat them

Wagon 34: I've found a potato-lettuce powered hybrid rocket drill!

[Tery215]

Stick it in the RPG launcher.

Wagon 35: I've found plans for the destruction of the ice caps!

[Kinglet]

Nobody likes ice caps anyway. They are cold, and instead of protecting you from the sun in summer, they just melt on your face.

Wagon 36:

You find hyper compressed tanks full of air and stryrofoam. They are labeled as having a pressure of 20 atmospheres.

[Souper]

I make a rocket out of them & fly to the moon and back.

Wagon 37: This is the empty wagon where i stored all my lunar surface samples. They're really fragile, and if you scrape them by touching them in the slightest, i'll sue you for every penny you've got!

[Tery215]

Fire all weapons. There might be a bad guy hiding in those.

Wagon 38: I've found a lawyer who works for Souper.

[Captain Sierra]

Shoot him too.

Wagon 39: You find an MMU.

[Souper]

I equip it for Wagon 40.

Wagon 40: This wagon contains a portal to all locations in the solar System, with planet Venus's portal lying broken on the ground.

[megatiger78]

fix and go through the Venus portal. Souper must be helping the criminal, and it was broken to cover there escape.

wagon 41: Venus. you suspect the criminal will be in the next wagon.

[Yukon0009]

kill him.

Wagon 42: Hell kraken strikes.

[megatiger78]

a mysterious person saves you and says to go to room 420, where the real criminal is. the criminals name is sun.

wagon 43: road to wagon 420 begins.

[Souper]

I sabotage everybody by blowing out the connection between Wagon 23 and Wagon 44 (since i'm secretly conspiring with the criminal)

Wagon 44: Is currently drifting away. In order to progress, you must jump onto it before it drifts off!

[megatiger78]

You call upon gReEn IrOn CrOwN aNd MaKe ThE jUmP

WaGoN 45: GrEeN iRoN cRoWn Hq

[Souper]

Shrek inexplicably comes in and starts playing 4-D chess with GIC.

Wagon 46: Shrek's swamp. Run to the wagon 47 ASAP, if he catches you, you're toast!

[megatiger78]

Shrek catches you and gives you toast

Wagon 47: GrEeN iRoN aLlIeS mEtTiNg RoOm

[Souper]

Me and my SWAt team manage terrorize them out of the meeting room. GIC is no more.

Room 48: Comic Sans Takeover discussion room. Comic Sans aliens plot to claim our entire forum!

Edited January 18, 2015 by Souper