What could possibly go wrong?

[InterCity]

Hello guys, I had an idea for a game:

It would go as follows: poster 1 would post an insanely stupid action, with "what could possibly go wrong?" added to its end. The following poster posts a scenario where it could go wrong, but highly unlikely and in a hilarious manner.

Example:

POSTER 1: I'll just stick my finger in a blender. What could possibly go wrong?

POSTER 2: Maybe the blender will explode.

I'll try pressing the big red button. What could possibly go wrong?

... And so on.

Please follow the forum rules, no profanity, and if you can avoid obscure situations related to movies and games, it would be nice.

I'll start:

I'll download this free file from the internet pop-up? What could possibly go wrong?

[Overfloater]

The MIB will locate u and take you in because they know only evil alien invaders fall for popup advertisements.

i'll give my credit card number to this small online store i just found. What could possibly go wrong???

[WinkAllKerb'']

the world collapse

you leave life for the live of the leaves. what could possibly go wrong ?

Edited February 14, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''

[InterCity]

A tree falls on you.

I'll go study liberal arts. What could possibly go wrong?

[megatiger78]

TERRORISTS!

talk to jeb.

[Yukon0009]

He brings mercenaries.

I"ll just press this big red button that is labeled "DO NOT PRESS", while Bob, Bill, Wernher, Gene, and Jeb are screaming at me. What could possible go wrong?

[InterCity]

You might get sued by KSC...

I'll try bothering the mafia... what can possibly go wrong?

[Dman979]

You might become ineligible for the WPP.

I think I'll invade Russia in the winter. What could go wrong?

[WinkAllKerb'']

Your PC now took x10 000 time to boot than when you installed it

You play 'worms armaguedon' and "lemmings" what's possibly go wrong ?

Edited February 19, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
hum in fact i say that ,it's just like i m saying nothing ; )

[Dman979]

Your troops freeze and are defeated my General Winter and Colonel Mud.

I'm gonna make a reactor out of smoke detectors. What could go wrong?

[Sampa]

Boom!

Let a blind girl drive an airship...what can possibly go wrong!

[InterCity]

The airfield might not be in range for landing...

Let's land this SR-71 on the aircraft carrier with full throttle... no flaps, no brakes, and landing gear is for wimps.

[Dman979]

The carrier might have too much landing space, or you might leak JP-7 and light a cigarette.

What could go wrong if I stuck a hamster in my mouth and lit it on fire?

[InterCity]

The hamster could bite you.

What could go wrong if I try to cross a highway - on feet, during the rush hour.

[Dman979]

Ahem. "FEET, DON"T FAIL ME NOW!"

What could go wrong with asking a crazy guy if he's crazy?

[WinkAllKerb'']

Opening your eyes and realise you facing your bathroom mirror ?

I m born in a place where no one ever heard of mahomet, jesus, shiva, râ, jupiter, platon, bacchus, quetzalcoatl and a "few others" what could possibly go wrong ?

Edited March 2, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''

[Joshwoo70]

Peop... wait no religious discussion here!

a cat was in RGBY colours today what could go wrong!?!

(RGBY = Red,green,blue,yellow 4 colurs of a good TV)

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Great forum derp..

Edited March 2, 2015 by Joshwoo69
VBULLETIN!!! >(

[Joshwoo70]

A cat pukes our gold and fills the room

I am playing my game. What else could go wrong?!

[WinkAllKerb'']

Someone else is already playing it so you have to wait a long time to be able to play it again.

I often have have more interesting exchange and sometime talks with autist than other human being and especially most medics as they totally ununderstand autist because they think they are sicks when they're not. Wecpgw ?

[Vanamonde]

You could get sucked into somebody's violent inner world.

I reminded people of a terrible Jennifer Lopez movie. What could possibly go wrong?

[Endersmens]

Somebody could go watch it

I just cried all over my keyboard, what could possibly go wrong?

[Prof. Endwalker]

It electricutes you. Or is the keys get sticky from the dried tears that the keys stick to your fingers. Forever.

I leave my computer for 1 day, never touching it. Whats the worst that could happen?

[WinkAllKerb'']

He learned to fly will you were away and so when your back he's away ; )

Sometime i have so much ideas that i have to "discretly" throw them like seeds here and there instead of exploiting all of them myself, and sometime not, wcpgw ? ; ) ; ) ; )

Edited May 12, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''

[Prof. Endwalker]

The ideas are so incredible that you don't have enough time to focus on them all, and only to bad and stupid ideas grow.

I start posting more often, WCPGW?

[Mr_Brain]

At first, nothing special happens. But a few months after you start, a law against non-productive creation of entropy is passed in your country to delay the heat death of the universe. Everyone other than you now only ever does anything that directly benefits the economy anymore, but you are unaware of this because you're too busy posting to notice any of the news about this new law. It only takes the authorities a few days to find out that you "waste" your time on the internet and you're taken to prison, where you are put into cryogenic stasis so your metabolism is reduced to zero so you don't create any more entropy. A few decades later, humanity destroys itself in an incident involving a rubber band, two gallons of milk and the color green. Because you are in stasis, you survive. Millennia pass, and eventually aliens visit Earth. They find you and bring you aboard their ship. There, they release you from your sleep and allow you to join their society as a free citizen. Fortunately, they also breathe oxygen, drink water and need similar nutrients to humans. However, the only food known to them is your least favorite food and you never got around to learning recipes back on Earth, so you will have to eat that for the rest of your life.

I go skydiving above an active volcano in which there is a nuclear reactor where a meltdown worse than Chernobyl is taking place.