Gojira

King of the Hill

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The hill appears too heavy and crushes you. Untaken hill.

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Stingy claims the hill.

His hill.

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I tell Stingy to not be such a schmuck and to back off.

My hill.

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I eat you since you are a sandwich

my hill and nummy sandwich

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I report you for eating of another person. I take the hill as you are in jail.

My hill.

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I get compensation from the police department in the form of a hill closely guarded by cameras, vicious attack dogs, ADT, and armed aircraft.

Anyone who takes it will be prosecuted.

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Russian mafia makes all policemen mercenaries, all your hill and all policemen now belongs to Russian mafia.

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HA! Yuo mafia no have of glorious serkit dokuments modified KV-2! xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa)))))))))))))))))))))))

My glorious soviet hill protected by a KV-2.

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Feudalism.

My hill.

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Minamoto Yoritomo's Shogun now.

His hill.

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Anarchy

My hill.

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democracy

my hill

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Constitutional Republic.

'Murica

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Posted (edited)

Intercontinental Metropolitan Covenant

Edited by kerbiloid

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The Thousand Sons legion arrives and forces your hill into compliance.

 

The God-Emperor's hill.

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A nurse splashes a bucket with remains of anthelmintics solution on the hill.

The water makes God-Emperor mad and he eats his legion.
The anthelmintics eradicate him, because he is a sandworm.

Hospital septic hill.

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I create a new hill to leave the hospital in peace.

my hill

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I too see no reason to dispute the previous posters.

My other hill.

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I take both hills by bribing both of you with a cookie.

(No one better steal it)

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A bakery provides a hill of cookies and stay unbribable.

Baker Hill

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I eat the cookie hill.

no hill

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I make a steak hill to keep out all the vegans.

My hill.

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I eat your hill.

My land.

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