Incredibly Stupid/Pointless Superpowers

[Astrofox]

The power to remove your own power.

[kerbinorbiter]

the power to de-op yourself

[spacegenius]

The power to never starve, but always be hungry.

Similar to tantalus from the greek myths.

[HerrCrazi]

The power to fly inside an airplane

[kerbiloid]

Super-buoyancy in liquid mercury.

[ProtoJeb21]

The power to absorb trees through your legs but only when you ate a hamburger last night. 

[CastleKSide]

The power to see in the dark, but only in full sunlight

[cratercracker]

The power to avocado 

[0111narwhalz]

The power to do anything, but only when you could do that thing anyway.

[Kestonian]

The power to turn into an umbrella if you are under water

 

[Joseph Kerman]

The power to swim in fire.

[WinkAllKerb'']

the super power to point pointless thing

[NSEP]

The power to rule to eliminate and destroy grains of sand, piece by piece.

[WinkAllKerb'']

the super power to like some posts in your head when your out of like for today

[cubinator]

The power to type silently on a typewriter.

[StupidAndy]

the power to eat colors, but you must always eat white

[kerbiloid]

White is not a color. So, this power is useful, it makes you really omnivorous.

[Joseph Kerman]

The ability to have the Force, but only in a Hitler costume.

[WinkAllKerb'']

the super power to don't tell any being what's your superpower

[kerbiloid]

Superpower to make Theon Gray Joy brave.
It's possible, but what for?

[WinkAllKerb'']

the supepower to talk with cat but only about dog and fish, to talk with fish but only about dog and cat, to talk with dog but only about whatever dog want to talk about, and usually dog talk about bird

Edited July 25, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[ProtoJeb21]

The power to see gamma-rays 17.6654% of the time, but you are blind the remaining 82.3346% of your life.

[StupidAndy]

the power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power to power

[Cabbink]

The power to move my feet while walking.

[Joseph Kerman]

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