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Steal the cookie game

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I pour battery acid on everyone the nurse cared for, and they all die, no witnesses, then I move on to you, I grab the cookie, shove it up your nose, and pour battery acid down your throat, and since everyone including the emperor died, I have control over the empire!

my galactic empire, fifteen dead corpses with 90% battery acid composition, and a half digested cookie

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You are in larger matrix. I walk away in the real world with the cookie.

 

my multi-matrix cookie.

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google was browsing the net, then someone decided to eat google cookies ^^

some really got some weird idea if you ask me ^^ indigestion detected ^^

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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I stop you and smash the cookie to its simplist components, I then scoop them up and throw it up and the wind spreads the dust throughout the world.

The cookie is TRUELY free.

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14 minutes ago, Spacetraindriver said:

I stop you and smash the cookie to its simplist components, I then scoop them up and throw it up and the wind spreads the dust throughout the world.

The cookie is TRUELY free.

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I unleash the megamaid then sift through until i find each part of the cookie.

My vaccumed up cookie.

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Just now, munlander1 said:

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I unleash the megamaid then sift through until i find each part of the cookie.

My vaccumed up cookie.

The thing it was inreversably crushed into fine dust so...

Your dust.

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You occasionally drop the cup, and the dusty milk drains down to the underground, where it's gathered by ninja turtles.

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I transportalize the cookie dust from the milk and apperify it into the whole cookie once more.

My resurrected cookie.

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1 hour ago, TopHeavy11 said:

I transportalize the cookie dust from the milk and apperify it into the whole cookie once more.

My resurrected cookie.

I burn the cookie! Witchcraft!!!!!

the cookie is then locked away, never to be seen again.

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Two hundred years later a company of students have a gothic party on this place and occasionally summon the doomed cookie.

A ghost cookie.

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I mutter some enchantment-things to teleport said ghost cookie to me when it is being summoned by the goths. So basically, I ninja'd the cookie with sorcery!

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I turn back time to before the cookie was burnt and sealed away by @munlander1 and take it with me to the future.

My cookie from the past.

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A dimensional recoil of the time-space continuum grabs your hand with the cookie and throws you (with the cookie) into the future, where unregistered organic food is strictly prohibited.*
They take the cookie and send you back (as in fact they are kind and wise persons).
The cookie is in a time museum, in a stasis field, under protection of combat nanobots.

* Not Australia

Edited by kerbiloid

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I go back in time to stop myself from going back in time to steal the cookie. When I return to the present, I still have the cookie via all sorts of magic and trickery, and WHOA, I still cant get over the fact that I visited myself from the future!

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Do you have a legal cookie baking license?
While you are getting one, something looking like a time traveller materializes inside a concrete block with a cookie in the hand sticking outside.

An old beggar takes the cookie and runs away.

Edited by kerbiloid

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He falls down stairs after dropping his cookie. I pick it up. Wow, these stairs look to be never ending.

Man, I TOLD him about stairs. Anyways, my cookie.

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