Does anybody have any Kerbal Puns?

[Samniss Arandeen]

Munar craters are fine until I try landing in them. Then they become my arch enemy. They're the cause of many of my messed-up landings, and I have to do each one of them all rover again.

[Scaprod]

13 hours ago, Samniss Arandeen said:

Munar craters are fine until I try landing in them. Then they become my arch enemy. They're the cause of many of my messed-up landings, and I have to do each one of them all rover again.

Nice pun.

[Scientia1423]

How to tell if your PC is out of this world?

 

It has a spacebar.

[Scaprod]

Any more?

 

[Guest]

What burger does the Kraken eat?

 

The Krakenator.

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

MEGA-JOOLS!

i`ll see to myself 

[KerBlitz Kerman]

Jeb once asked, when and where would the launch occur... Gene replied, "Nün or Bust!!!" 

That was terrible. I'm about to try and Drop In On Duna. 

Go to 1:20.

[TheKSPBeginner]

The arches are not my friend, they Kill me all the Time

[kerbiloid]

Kerbal unit of work is Jool.

So, there are different kinds of this unit: mechanical jool, stupid jool, useless jool, unpaid jool, so on.

1 Jool per second =  1 Wut?
_{(The question mark is a part of the name.)}

Edited July 18, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Dark Junior]

I Duna have any kerbal puns.

[JadeOfMaar]

Sometimes Jeb just needs to get Bopped in the head for the things he does that Jebbardize/Jebedize the mission.

Edited July 18, 2017 by JadeOfMaar

[DeltaDizzy]

Dres is so pixelated.

Spoiler

dres = Derpy resolution