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I got a Lenbur Kerman early on. Felt kind of bad that he got killed in Scott Manley's Interstellar Quest series, so I re-imagined him as a badass starship captain. He was my first Kerbal on Duna.

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I had a Podduki Kerman, a Buzz Kerman, and a few other good ones :D! I like Pan Podduki! He's a good Pollock Kerbal!

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Danley

I call him manley danley.

But only because apparently his courage meter was a lie. He didn't once show a panic face even when doing an aerobrake in Jool's atmosphere.

As a reward, he has been parked holding onto a station fuel pod until I can get something more substantial out there to help him bring it in.

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Danley

I call him manley danley.

But only because apparently his courage meter was a lie. He didn't once show a panic face even when doing an aerobrake in Jool's atmosphere.

As a reward, he has been parked holding onto a station fuel pod until I can get something more substantial out there to help him bring it in.

He probably has the "BadS" variable checked, making it very difficult for him to panic. Pretty much like Jebediah.

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I got Kurt Kerman and Mac Kerman together in a mission once, sadly no 'J Kerman" in between them.

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Kerzor Kerman.

I really oughta hire that guy.

Yeah, his mind is really sharp

He probably has the "BadS" variable checked, making it very difficult for him to panic. Pretty much like Jebediah.

I've made him scared once on a reentry which was a drop from Minmus. Straight down.

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Rodgun Kerman- They're going to man any BDarmory craft I have.

Tedsted Kerman- Because when you have 2 teds, you need an S.

Hanhat Kerman- They give out hats.

Corbus Kerman- Only hired to drive buses.

Dessby Kerman- I dunno, I just like this one.

Ferbur Kerman- Ditto.

(No idea how I got Tedsted or Corbus,- "Ted" nor "Te" nor "-bus" nor are on that list!)

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In my current career I got a Sherlock Kerman. Ironically he is not very smart. Rather dim actually. For the time being he drives my Kerbin SOI Passenger Shuttle, which was just used in a contract to investigate a Munar anomaly. Mission not completed because he had the wrong kind of Multispectral scanner mounted. So have to return after bolting on a new part. I told you, he isn't very smart :rolleyes:

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I don't have a particularly dirty mind, but when "Luby" and "Jerkin" Kerman both appeared TOGETHER on the to-hire roster, I just had to send them together on every mission I could.

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pablo diego jose francisco de paula juan nepomuceno crispin ano de la sentissima trinidad ruiz blasco picasso y lopez kerman

Edited by iCT

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Not as good as most of the ones in this thread, but I got a Seanemy Kerman. I like to imagine a Seanemy is an enemy named Sean.

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Anyone had Lemming Kerman? I now use him to do all of my test runs of new manned craft... costs a lot in hazard pay as you can imagine.

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Finally got a cool one.... Pepe Kerman. I laughed and laughed... poor fella died in my program's first flight with him as pilot. RIP Pepe...

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I can never forget (or forgive) Lanley Kerman.

I had finally landed on Duna after long perioid of building and testing a colony. First thing that little green ....... did when he got outside was to smash solar panels from the rover I had built for them to get around.

But now I'm sticking with my main man Melman Kerman (named him myself though). He's kinda BadS. I even send JBB on orbit around Jool so he could be the default guy. (With Hyperedit of course. They're not worthy for Jool-capable ship)

Edited by Las-pen

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There is a Jool mission underway at the moment. Hanging out at the snack bar and talking about the good ole days are Buzz and Johnsen Kerman.

I snicker whenever I see Johnsen, I keep thinking of the scene in Austin Powers. Look, up in the sky, is that a big… Johnson!

Edited by justidutch

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