Your six word KSP story

[RocketSquid]

Hold on, is that engine backwards?

[Alchemist]

Atmosphere analysis result: spectrovariometer burned up.

[Red Iron Crown]

Back to the drawing board, Wehrner.

[Robotengineer]

MechJeb is cheating. No, it's not!

[0111narwhalz]

It's perfectly safe! Let me demonstrate...

[HoloYolo]

Is that Laythe or Kerbin, Jeb?

[Alchemist]

Where are my subscribed threads again?
At least I found this one.

Engines swapped fuel stacks - flight nominal

Looks like bug. Call the entomologist!

Edited December 7, 2015 by Alchemist

[MircoMars]

while already holding the F9 key

when did I last press F5?

[Guerra]

Mission control? We've got a shimmy.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Please throw the boosters away ok?

[Alchemist]

Booster separation!.. Not these, other ones!!!
Wrongly staged asparagus often does this...

[Dman979]

I wonder what this button does...

[adsii1970]

"Where did all the snacks go?"

[Thalamask]

My cockpit exploded for no reason.

[suicidejunkie]

Drills too tall; Minmus miner rodeo.

 

[FlyingPete]

Kraken alert: Solar system now gone.

 

"Hey guys, watch this!" Rocket crashed.

[SSgt Baloo]

Its not safe. Wear a helmet.

[Arne Hurnik]

Pointy bit goes up you dingus.

Edited June 18, 2020 by Arne Hurnik

[V7 Aerospace]

You remembered the Heat shield, right?

[Alchemist]

Path from heavens goes through hell. (Reentry)

 

Shuttle paradox: reusable isn't always cheaper.

Buran paradox: more efficient without Buran...

[KSK]

I didn't need my eyebrows anyway.

[Evanitis]

Class C asteroids are very stubborn.

[The Optimist]

We're going to need a cover-up.

[OrtwinS]

*sigh*, "EVA to extend PV array..."

[The above does certainly NOT refer to any recent emberrassing events where Dodock Kerman had to (ab)use a minmus lander to rendezvous with an approaching unmanned station module to ensure control authority for the minmus capture burn.] 

 

Edited January 23, 2016 by OrtwinS
added disclaimer

[Andem]

Abandoned on the surface of Duna.