Survive That Attack!

[Agent30632]

I shoot that plate with a Sterling Mk4.

I then open fire at the next poster

[victory143]

I use a giant magnet to suck the shots away.

I then throw the magnet at the next poster.

Edited April 6, 2014 by victory143
ninja'd

[11JRidding]

I slash the magnet to bits with a High-Frequency Blade

[Shna_na]

I deflect your lack of an attack by sitting down and enjoying a nice, warm cup of tea.

I throw the empty cup at the next user. Using a cannon.

[vexx32]

The cup shatters against my tower shield harmlessly.

I stab the next user while they are sleeping.

[NASAFanboy]

But I'm wearing a stab proof vest.

I wake up and chase you away with a shotgun.

I fire particles of FTL antimatter at the next poster.

[Tery215]

I use my electric antimatter accelerator (in this case, to decelerate antimatter)

The next user is attacked. By a horde of cubic zirconium smashy machines. Raining from the sky, all over the world.

[Designer225]

I'm in a well-protected cave.

The next user is attacked by a debris of an asteroid, about 500 meters wide, and very close to the ground.

[Chozo Nomad]

.24 update hits and requires a save wipe. All asteroid and asteroid debris become electronic garbage data.

Animated rubber duckies attack the next poster.... by the trillions.

[mikeman7918]

I draw an animated nuke to kill all of them. I send an animated ninja to kill the next poster.

[Tidus Klein]

I take your pencil and snap it in half, "No more drawings for you Disney!"

I then fling the broken pencil harmlessly over my back at the next poster.

[Starwhip]

*tink*

Well, that worked well.

I attempt to kick the next poster.

[going-to-the-MOON]

I simply block it, then grab you by the leg you tried to kick me with, and throw you at the next poster.

[Tidus Klein]

I duck and run towards the next poster at full speed.......I bet you can guess what is about to happen to you..

PS look at my avatar.

[Designer225]

I burn you as I run backward (prolong contact time, duh) and you burn to death before hitting me.

I burn the next poster to death.

[Tidus Klein]

New update comes out, I now explode when set alight......

bad news for the next poster.

[Starwhip]

(Wait, do they really do that now? Ooh, I want to try that!)

My diamond armor with blast prot keeps my safe.

I use a redstone arrow-gun on the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

I get out my new USB drawing pad (I just got one IRL and it is AWESOME) and I use it to virtually draw and a shield to block starwhip's redstone arrow gun and also animate a lot of devious contraptions wielded by animated ninjas to kill the next poster.

[Designer225]

They don't work, and they don't kill for living.

I sniped the next poster 100 times.

[Starwhip]

You hit me in the foot 100 times. Good for you. I now throw my detached foot at the next poster.

[Tidus Klein]

*DUSSHHH!*

"owe"

I pick up and throw the foot that just hit me in the face at the next poster.

[Starwhip]

"Hey, look, it's my foot!" *Re-attaches it with magic*

I use my newfound magical powers to shoot magical lightning bolts at the next poster.

[Mecha Pants]

I evade by the time honored method of being just off camera when the lightning would strike. I'm standing, confused, but perfectly unharmed in the middle of a scorched spot when the camera returns.

I trip as I walk away and accidentally conjure a flower pot and a whale into existence above the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

The detached foot hits me and does no more then to get me really annoyed at the next poster. (why him/her? IDK.) I download the intersect 2.0 into my head and start kungfooing the next poster. (That was a reference to the TV show: Chuck.)

[Designer225]

I deflect your kicks and uppercut you. (Mikeman's KO'ed.)

I uppercut the next person.