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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. The sig looks awesome, but the site that the picture is hosted on shuts down, and you deleted the picture.

I wish I could sleep 20 hours tonight

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Granted, as the limit is 6'2" in the US, I believe. (someone might have to check that for me :sealed:) However, you get to be an astronaut in the Kerbal Space Program instead.

I wish I don't die tomorrow. Cuz, y'know, that'd be nice.

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Granted. You are sent back in time to a few minutes before he died. The paradox consumes all of space and time.

I wish I could warp space-time.

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Granted, but since you can't get to a safe distance from your warping, it destroys you and the entire solar system.

I wish that I'd stop forgetting to put a wish.

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granted, none of your wishes are ever granted again (i'm holding you responsible is you do grant one !!!!)

I wish that I couldn't wish.

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Granted. Your lips fuse together so that you may no longer open your mouth to emit wishes.

I wish for Asteroids to come to KSP.

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granted the devs MAKE the ARM pack.... but they all die in a plane crash coming back from a convention...YOU MONSTER!

I wish I had potato..:)

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granted, glados gives you a potato and then makes you a test subject (Have Fun)...

i wish my I key (on my keyboard) wasn't broken (it keeps popping out)

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Granted, but as this is a rule violation, you are imprisoned for eternity, rendered deaf and mute, and can only ever comprehend that single wish and nothing else in the universe.

I wish people would stop breaking the rules.

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Granted. However, they are breaking your heart instead.

I wish the irregular type galaxies spawned more often.

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Granted, but each one must ask for your permission first and cannot spawn more than 2 meters from your location at that point.

I wish I could count to potato AND BACK!

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No potato, one potato, no potato. That wasn't so hard, was it, now?

I wish people would stop making stupid wishes... Wait, darn.

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Granted, but the mun implodes shortly after completion.

I wish I was an astronaut on a mission to Mars (I nearly said Duna!).

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Granted. You are driven insane by the three-month wait, and kill yourself.

I wish I hadn't wasted my previous wish like that... Damn, I did it again!

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Granted. It's inert, in the way that it contains an inert gas: radon.

I wish that I could be better at making Flipnotes

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granted, your DS dies and now you need to learn how to do animations on a computer from scratch.

I wish the person below me wouldn't break the rules (aka I want you to break the rules)

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Granted. Instead, you start breaking rules. And you don't stop there. You start breaking everything in sight, and eventually, you break yourself and die.

I wish... Wait, not this time. I wish I could type super fast.

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