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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. People now blindly accept anything the moderators tell them, leaving no checks and balances on their unlimited power to keep them from becoming corrupt and full of hubris. Gotta start refreshing before submitting.

Granted. It's all black licorice.

I wish all forum members were well behaved enough that moderation wasn't necessary at all.

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What happened to Kaspers candy Red Iron Crown?

Kasper gets his candy but he also gets toothache.

Granted but now you lose your chance to be a moderator.

I wish for a Kerbal style cake with green icing :)

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Granted, but that icing is laced with chlorine gas.

I wish people would stop taking so long to submit their wishes.

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Granted, but I'm always one step ahead of you.

I wish I had a cool ninja costume.

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Granted. Your next ninja assignment is in Greenland in February, a warm ninja suit would have prevented the undignified shivering during combat.

I wish for a warm ninja suit.

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Granted. You now stand out on thermal imaging devices,

I wish cantab would provide a hint on his "'Twas a day..." riddle

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Granted. The hint is "there is an answer. no more hints."

I wish getting out and pushing worked in real life for spacecraft as well as it did in kerbal space program.

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Granted. All the cars are too heavy to go to space and require a special type of fuel (gasoline) to go anywhere.

I wish for all of culture to be based on a 1-hr video.

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Granted. The video it's based on is a 1 hour livestream of a game-that-shall-not-be-named. As a result, all of culture turns into a bunch of 10 year olds who think they're cool and that they're better than everybody.

I wish I could say the name of that game without getting banned and/or starting a massive flame war. (lol no it's not KSP)

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Granted, you say "The name of that game without getting banned and/or starting a massive flame war. (lol no it's not KSP)" and you get banned and start a flame war.

I wish more people watched and liked my Professor Ku Episode on YouTube...

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Granted, but soon enough someone steals it, reposts it, and turns the Internet against you by claiming it's theirs. Despite you being in the right, the Internet does not listen, consigning you and your video to an early online grave.

I wish the Internet wasn't so hostile sometimes.

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Granted. Everyone you have ever met on the internet travels to your house and feeds you cookies until you die of excessive consumption.

I wish for an SSTO with 6 crew capacity.

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Granted. It only has enough delta-V to SSTO from Gilly though.

I wish SSTOs were as practical in real life as they are in KSP.

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Granted. This is achieved by making them impractical in KSP.

I wish that I meet Bob Kerman in real life.

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Granted, however a rocket crashes on to you, because Bob jumped out.

I wish I could meet Ratchet and Clank in real life.

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Granted. They're from another universe, so they're evil and have beards.

I wish for the amount of (code) bugs to be affected by temperature.

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Granted. They appear in vast amounts at room temperture. Any colder, and they become more prevelant. To restore the number of bugs to it's old level, you must throw the computer in to the core of the sun (thus melting the CPU, RAM, and hard drive)

I wish I could figure out how to make a craft look good in KSP.

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Granted. Beauty is now based on function, and only the most fuel-efficient crafts and maneuvers (that you don't know how to make/do) are elegant.

I wish for the fabric of destruction.

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NO DUDE STOP! NO ASDFQWUETH SDGH!! SGW$^@GH!Q SDG (noise one makes when the fabric of time and the universe is destroyed)

I wish I could do the flop without breaking my nose everytime I do it.

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Granted. Your nose doesn't break; however, your body crashes into a mine turtle instead.

I wish I got the time back that I used when LVL 9001's wish caused me to watch all of the ASDF movies and a ton of other random YouTube videos.

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Granted. But the time machine sends you to 1885.. Since you got struck by lightning!

I wish that I could have a hoverboard or a self tying sneakers

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