Ethanadams Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted peta cuts it down saying it's killing the invorment i wish wish the iss had good internet connection (I am pretty sure they do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richy teh space man Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted, they use up most of the planets bandwidth thoughI wish I could go to Mars for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted. You never wished for a spacesuit.I'd really like a stone of Hematite. Don't ask why, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted. But now you can't recall why you wanted it in the first place...I would like a hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted, but it has cost you 29.99$.I wish there was a 0.99$ coin. I got ripped off so many times!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted, but it has no point because of things costing more than a dollar because of taxes.I wish to have better handwriting (in Russian, my english handwriting is ok). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-STRK Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) Granted. All your Russian-written letters are addressed to the Nepalese, though. (just picked a random non-European country, btw)I wish I had the power to wish NullReferenceExceptions away. Edited April 17, 2015 by B-STRK Making post country-neutral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Granted, they are wished on to you.I wish more NS heritage locomotives would come through my town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Granted. They come in, but never out.I wish I could meet David Wise. I need to learn from his wizardry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoetoJoe Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Granted but his wizardry was to much and killed you.I wish I had better internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Granted, your internet is so fast, your computer explodes.i wish for automatic admin perms on every computer ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Granted you get caught logging on to. Military computer and are arrested for hacking into military computersi wish to not die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Granted. Instead of dying textile products, you are sentenced to life in prison.I wish for 20% of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARINEav8r Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Its a outdated spanish dollarI wish for a poster of twilight sparkleIt features Edward instead of an alacorn.- - - Updated - - -Granted. Instead of dying textile products, you are sentenced to life in prison.I wish for 20% of cheese.Granted. 20% of it is green and smells like ....I wish for a G4 My Little Pony holster for my .410 judge.... Without clop or gore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted, the poor design of the holster prevents you from drawing the gun against a robber, and the flashy design draws his attention to it, leading to your untimely demise.I wish for the ability to rewrite timelines and jump between them at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. You accidentally rewrite the timeline of the events leading up to the computer's invention, causing it to not be invented at all, which means that your wish never existed.I wish to buy a hambooger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. It doesn't exist, so you wasted $1.49 in your currency.I wish people would stop saying that the timeline can be changed. If you go back in time to do something, you already have, which led to the course of history to decide that you will go back in time to make those same changes. There's nothing you can do about that. It's set in stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. Now no one makes fictional stories about time travel, and science-fiction stories no longer have a deus ex machina.I wish for penny, chip, and used napkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted, but you eventually go outside and get attacked by a gorilla.I wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. Sharknado!I wish for a kerbalnado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted, but you get eaten by it.I wish for world peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted you get the world in pieces I wish for a quantum computer with no internet connection and only 1 sub slot for my perfect flash drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. You get yourself...I wish I had better hearing. Mine is terrible [not being able to hear louder, but finer detail] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. Your hearing is so good now, that you can clearly hear all the pop music from people's headphones from miles away! :-)I wish for immorality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Granted. Immoral people are now immortal.I wish for less artificial coloring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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