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You know when you've Kerbal'd too much when you forget the names of the planets of the Sol system and call them Moho, Eve, Kerbin, Duna and Jool.

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Granted. You now can play basketball on a slide whistle. (Honestly, I just googled "basketball song". It feels like there's a song for practically every word/phrase...) I wish that there would actually be different songs for every phrase.

Granted. KSP updates so often, that it overloads servers, and corrupts all the data in them. Somehow, the updates spread to every server on the planet like a virus. The internet is no more. I wish for mathematical induction in everything! (This was already bound to go wrong)

Sorry, no can do. You already are! I wish for a pleasure/happiness box, as talked about in philosophy.

Granted. You now have a literal cannon that fires laser pointers. I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS!

Because: How come cupcake is not a mineral?

I'm new in this thread, so HAHHAHA! Kaboom!

No! But I did enjoy the Flipside pit of 100 trials (I never actually even went into the Flopside pit) TUBM is male.

Granted. You never said anything about relativity. You gain infinite mass and collapse the universe. (Like many others) Alternatively:Granted, but you no longer have legs I wish everything was MLG (not baseball; you know what I mean)

Granted. Every currency collapses and is now worthless. Everyone one starts riots and raids other buildings. There are no more countries with economic stability. People starve, are murdered and die off. There are wars fighting over raw resources. There are only one billion people left. There no longer is any rapid technological progression. They must restart. You are now deceased, and thus the wish is no longer valid. Within a few generations, the humans slowly regain their steps. Only, the calamities caused by the previous branch of humans already have progressed too far. They were on the brink of the revolution of efficient renewable energy, and hadn't much time to put them in place. The newer humans went in the same direction as us, and baked themselves to death because of the already existing off-balamce climates and ecosystems. They're are dead now. All because of you. ------------------------------------------------------------------ I wish that we'd solve the Fermi Paradox.

Granted. You are now the only organism left in the universe multiverse now, and thus can not be ninja'd. The universe then ends. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simulation-Universe-G31jDVdr!34~l/<j@&7nj has crashed. Error code 3389002837 Not enough RAM. Initiate reboot. Load from previous save point 25% Loaded 68.67% Loaded 99.999999% error 404: checkpoint is corrupted. Initiate backup #2638200912439309382738632456910002018761200000712304725453686556_AfJGEhhhfE-2123 Error: File does not exist. loading secondary save file from C:\Program Files (x264)\UniverseSim CXVIII\saves\2638200912439309382738632456910002018761200000712304725453686555_AfJGEhhhfE-2123.sfs Error: File does not exist. FSM: "Aw, Noooo... I played on that file for 1.3823*10^10 years! So muc time wasted! Ugh... Stupid piece of FECES! Oh, hey! It was just the wrong file! Whew. That was a close one." Loading: 12.45% 22.36% 56.39% 80.76% 99.99% 99.999% 99.9999% 99.99999% 99.999999% 99.9999999% 99.99999999% 99.999999999% "Oh, COME ON!" 100% E^2=(mc^2)^2+(pc)^2 ... ... ... ... ... ... Planck Length Defined. Light speed defined Particle positions defined. Particle Superstate loaded. Particle Velocities Defined. 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It felt like some kind of brief jolt of electricity. Weird... I wish that I had a Shiba Inu (dog) that can speak English with the same current lifespan and mental capacity and growth as the average human me.

Granted. You are now a person who wants to show their genitals to random people in public. I wish for Kerbal Space Program to have an incredibly stable 64 bit version very soon.

The infinite amount of the pizza rolls collapse in to a black hole and causes the "big crunch" death of the universe. I wish for affordable commercially available personal spacecraft capable of a 200km orbit of Earth within 1 Earth year.

Granted. You only get a stage prop, and it's not even an official stage prop. (I AM somewhat of a nerd though, and how is that omniscience?) I wish for the ability to warp reality.

Granted. The whole multiverse collapses into an n-dimensional black hole. Granted. The next update is from the 20,000 years in the future, and from another species that also called their probe "New Horizons" (Also, it's in a parallel universe) I wish that I'd have omniscience now.

Granted. She now listens boy bands. [MUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!] I wish I didn't have to sleep to stay healthy.

Granted, but TARS' humour, sarcasm and wittiness settings are all stuck at zero. Permanently. I wish for 10,000 more wishes.

Granted, but that tape cassette has adhesive on one side. I wish I'd be hyperintelligent.

"What? Those aren't editing programs!" - A classmate A question from a beginning of the year textbook "scavenger hunt": "What are the four subjects we'll be learning about this year?" Me: Physics, Geology, Ecology, [Chemistry]-(I actually forgot to write this one in) Teacher: Nope; Motion, Earth science, Interaction between organisms(or something along those lines). (This OP was only acknowledging that this is stupid, so I think it's an exception to rule 3):http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/128469-Curiosity-Rover-finds-something-%28photo%29 I told a different teacher(paraphrasing): "We're killing off other creatures, but It's just natural selection. They weren't fit enough to survive. We're just a part of the ecosystem." That teacher: "There's nothing natural about us driving them to extinction" But then again, he was a physics teacher, not an ecologist (I am a physicist type as well, but take some interest in other subjects well) ...And a meme I made in 2013, but never posted: http://goo.gl/EtL88w Something that I found: https://goo.gl/PN04S4 Not to mention one of my least favourites: "Chemical Free" and "Organic" Edit: Oh, how could I forget about anti-vaccination people? Edit2: ...And that "Charlie Charlie" bos tauros feces. Edit3: "What's Obama's last name?" Anti-Evolutionists - "If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" - No explanation needed Eco-Activists - "We're destroying nature" - Nature goes on. We should take care of it because we'll die if we don't, not for just for the sake of it A person who rented out the guest house uploading videos illegally without seeding. Edit4: Whoops, and Flat-Earthers

My worst KSP sin? I'd say it would be playing another game over KSP. Even worse, not even opening it for almost a week.

I think that you may have made a double post... http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/127490-Mark-X-Cockpit Oh, never mind, sorry. My bad

Very nice! +rep. It looks similar to what I did. I replaced it with air brakes because whenever the brake was activated, they would extend, even after removing them from them from the action groups It's less of a problem now: I used the new radiator panels. They seemed to slow down the heating up of Kerbals when under reentry velocities

Oooh... Very nice, sir/ma'am! I can see that yours is in career/science mode though. Here's some Rep right back at you!