Why yes, I do wholesomely agr *knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock*.... got tammit Nappa.... The user below has flown a plane... not into the ground!
Granted, you have been entered into the Hungry Games. It's like the Hunger Games, but McDonald's always wins by making everyone too fat to compete. AND THEN SLENDERMAN. I wish whales could talk in all languages... and knew how to use harpoons >:3
Granted, but Neptune swallows Earth in a fit of rage. I wish Nasa got paid more. (hint: Don't go with "because [something] lost it's funding, [something bad] the US." Not an exact template.)
Well since there are more than a thousand galaxies already, the wish granter causes you to see gold coins falling when in actuality the ceiling is collapsing onto you. (STALKER anyone?) I wish I could visit the Chernobyl not-so-exclusive exclusion zone.