Deltac

Banned for lies!

I was thinking of getting Tom Cruise again.

I'm actually a bit surprised. Bobcat released a bunch of Russian rocket engines, and not one mention of Kosmos pack. *lights the bonfire*

Granted, you wish for sausages and candle wax. I wish I was a computer... from the far future just so I can keep my intelligence.

Perhaps you've managed to build the one ship that doesn't have a moving COM! This is the holy grail of planes! I'm not worthy!

Why yes, I do wholesomely agr *knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock*.... got tammit Nappa.... The user below has flown a plane... not into the ground!

Who you gonna call? The Good Mummies! We're still working on that catchphrase.

Banned for posting during the Irish Festival of Rainbows. It exists somewhere, I know it does!

Granted, you have been entered into the Hungry Games. It's like the Hunger Games, but McDonald's always wins by making everyone too fat to compete. AND THEN SLENDERMAN. I wish whales could talk in all languages... and knew how to use harpoons >:3

um... I'm pretty sure I didn't ninja you. The user below me uses Altoids as rocket fuel.

Granted, but Neptune swallows Earth in a fit of rage. I wish Nasa got paid more. (hint: Don't go with "because [something] lost it's funding, [something bad] the US." Not an exact template.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoCazqoNgy4 I'm glad this was a musics.

Banned for imploding. I said stop it!

No keyboard shall survive Special note: The forums can't handle all sites apparently.

Granted, but because you didn't say a wish, you are now forced to rake my leaves. I wish I could touch Neptune.

Banned for entering the Nexus with only a loin cloth.

I don't know who that is... but less sharp weapons would be nice. The person below me is Brian, and he's going to post a question.

Yes, that was the Ceres.

Well since there are more than a thousand galaxies already, the wish granter causes you to see gold coins falling when in actuality the ceiling is collapsing onto you. (STALKER anyone?) I wish I could visit the Chernobyl not-so-exclusive exclusion zone.

banned for being a KSP-TV broadcaster.

oh no you didn't moodduh foodduh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0UAno0Fgd4

Granted, but now you work in a Russian gulag. If you didn't already work in a gulag that is. I wish I could "wake up."

False, The yellow ones taste better The user below me is screaming for some reason.