Xannari Ferrows

I have to admit it's a little strange not seeing the Bayerische Flugzeugwerke here. I suppose the Fw 190 will have to represent. Germans sure knew how to build their fighters.

Irritating

I can do that, but better! After all, the quickest way to get a thin figure is to jump headfirst into a black hole. Ouch! I stepped on a @cantab

+6/10 for uniqueness. -2/10 for brag. +2/10 for entertainment. -4/10 for shamelessness. +3/10 for entertaining. +∞/10 for oblivious dreadnought.

Karl von Müller

Worker? |Maybe?|

Double denied. You mustn't disturb the boss during work hours |It's night so that makes no sense| I need to write some music, so, @max_creativeity activate!

Realistic |Deceptively so|

Frage

The Italian navy sorry

Contrast

I refuse to update the game. I then walk outside to go hiking, but after walking for a bit, I trip on a rock and onto a string, dragging the end of the string which happens to be connected to the fuse of an active cannon, setting it off and having it crash into someone's house, breaking it down, which drags the hardwired power line down, dragging the pole it's connected to down and creating a cascade of falling power lines all the way down the street resulting in a brief circuit overload and outage. Because of the circuit overload, a house at the end of the road with an active toaster inside catches fire and the sprinklers are disabled from the outage, causing a large house fire. Loose, burning pieces of wood fall down onto the farmland they live on the catch fire, where it spreads to a nearby forest and quickly spreads throughout several acres of land before a fire fighting team gets en route. While en route, an employee on break at an airport looks out the window, only to see the many flashing lights on the road on the distance and has an epileptic seizure. His co workers scramble to help him, but one of them knocks over a cup of coffee onto a computer, which after a few minutes, finds it's way into an outlet on the floor and shorts it out, sending a puff of smoke into the air. This puff of smoke happens upon a smoke detector and sets off fire alarms around the entire airport, and everything is closed down. The flight control director sends a signal to an incoming aircraft that the airport is temporarily closed due to a fire hazard and tells the pilot to delay landing. Unfortunately, the fire hazard had not been resolved by the time the pilot realized that the fuel was running below safe levels, and elected to take the plane over to another airport for an emergency landing. Upon arriving at the nearest airport, the pilot lets flight control know they are running low on fuel, so they're making an emergency landing. They are approved, and the landing is made. Because of the emergency landing, several flights are delayed and 1 is cancelled. A person who was supposed to be on the cancelled flight decides to go home, and gets in his car, but on the way home while in town, gets into a wreck that causes his car to roll off the road, and into another car, which jumps forward into another car getting gas, pushing it forward with enough force break the gas dispenser. The occupant of that car jumps back in shock, dropping his lit cigarette onto the pool of spilled gasoline, igniting it rapidly. The heat from that fire radiates high enough to start a fire within the gas dispenser, climbing it all the way to the tank and causing it to explode. Not long later, live footage is broadcasted of the event around the whole county. You, in your house tuned into the news and eating, get a call from a friend about the news. While talking, a piece of food slips to the back of your throat and starts choking you.

... That packages packaging packers, packing packaging packing packers, packing packages. Don't try to say it more than 2 times. My building is a Graphene manufacturer...

6/10 as averaged from cuteness and communism

9.9999_/10 Just to not plagiarize myself.

Kefka > Sephiroth

0/10 for my nightmares 20/10 for giving my enemy's nightmares 10/10 average

Hah, that's nothing. Have a look at this: #shamelessbrag #nobanplz

Well that's a rude thing to say Even after spending all day in the library, I still can't find anything about a @5thHorseman. I always thought there were only 4

Sounds painful. Leave me out of it Come to think of it, I did have an idea of who to call on, but he has @Noname117

We will be dead. I can't see our lives lasting until the year 3000. Not with the way the world works right now anyway.