As you lean down to pour kibble into the bowl, a sudden pain hits your back, and as you go over to the couch to lie down, you slip on a cleverly placed banana peel which Attila has placed for you slip on, as you get up, Attila jumps out from behind the couch, wielding his bayonet and shouting "revenge", you run to the secret bunker you built very recently, and as you run in, screaming the auto-lock code for the blast proof door, you slip on the wet paint, and fall in the wet cement. Behind you, the blast proof door falls off of it's hinges, as it was placed in wet cement. Attila runs in, furiously typing this forum post, he then slides into the wet cement. Meanwhile, you run towards you secret escape rocket, which will take you to your private space station where you will be able to finally escape Attila. You run into the rocket, locking the airlock and strapping yourself in. You activate the launch sequence and blastoff, but when you look at the external camera, you see Attila hanging on to a fin on your rocket, which mechjeb doesn't correct for, and you have to abort the launch. As you parachute away from the exploding rocket, you think nothing could have survived the blast. You don't see Attila parachuting down. When you capsule lands, get out and look around. You've hardly come 1/2 of a mile from you house, and now you have to walk back with a hurting back, to finally finish feeding the dog. Mad rocket scientist I should write a novel. I take a walk along a river.