cubinator

If your arms are 500 km long, you might be able to reach it.

Anything is possible, but...

Banned for abstract interpretation of a username.

Though one could argue that stars are alive, I don't think they fall under the kingdom "Animalia".

I honestly don't care much for ponies. But I do wonder what life on Kerbin was like before the impact. Just think of what Earth was like before the K-Pg event; if you looked at today's world and tried to compare, you'd be in for a giant reptilian surprise! But if your ponies are indeed spacefaring, then they must have come from somewhere else, and no one leaves their home planet without a very good reason. Why would they leave?

@regex Let's make every day modder appreciation day!

The way I see it, Kerbin is void of life save some scattered trees, grass, and cacti in the desert, along with a green algae-like substance which grows on most of the planet and makes every surface smooth and easy to land planes on. Then there are the Kerbals, who came from somewhere else a long time ago, far too long ago for anyone to remember. Oh, and I can explain this ridiculous lack of biodiversity. This colossal crater seems fairly recent, and by the size of it it obviously must have caused a mass extinction event when it hit, thus resulting in an extreme loss of biodiversity. Now, if your ponies are spacefaring ponies that only arrived very recently (geologically speaking of course), and live someplace near the poles (they have lots of conifers if I recall correctly) then it's possible. But if they were "just there" then the impact killed them along with all other animal life (if there ever was any on Kerbin). Come to think of it, that would make an interesting story too, if Kerbal geologists suddenly found relics and ruins from an intelligent species' civilization dating prior to the impact.

It doesn't need any supplies as long as there's a bag of potatoes.

Umm...If there isn't a day that we can make a pun out of, then I don't care what day it's on. Otherwise, I fully support this idea!

Then the doors to that part of the station would close, and the crew would probably move to one of the escape pods, where they would be safe until they can decide what to do next.

You've been sitting here for weeks, of course it's going to ferment. Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup!

...is made in Minecraft, by me! (True story, I once made a 1000:1 scale model in Minecraft with the help of a friend. It wasn't functional, of course, but still looked cool.) The launchpad is...

2/10 bad for the pants, but it wouldn't actually make noise unless someone inflates it first.

...but that point can't be accessed except by a single door which opens to a room full of lights. And the point will disappear forever if it is exposed to light. This building is a water treatment facility...

Banned for hypocrisy. Dolphins are eukaryotes, too, you know!

No thanks. Geez, why so many doomsday buttons? Here's my button. Will you press it?

Granted, but you have to have a staring contest with the cancer-ee in order to save them. It only works on one person at a time, and you are the only person in the world who can do it. I wish for a pet hissing cockroach.

I'm not time travelling. I'm in the same time as you (+- relativity and stuff). Look around you. The things we envision in "The Future" already exist. There are, right now, cars that can drive themselves. Prosthetics controlled by neural implants. Virtual reality goggles. Reusable spaceships. The future isn't far away. It's already here. It's small, but we have already started the revolutions which we associate with "The Future". You are living in The Future. @EVA_Reentry/Strangelove II banned for being in multiple places at once, yet not telling us your velocity.

Define "moderate". If the hole was small enough, you could just cover it up with some space tape from one of the many patch kits handy. If it's really bad, the doors between each module are designed to shut if there's a significant pressure gradient. In that case, the crew might have time to move to one of the escape pods and seal it off before they decide what to do next. But anything larger than can be patched with some space tape is probably enough to depressurize that module in a few seconds, RIP whoever might have been inside it.

Banned for hypocrisy.

...is made from CO2 ice, on Mars. Millions of miles from the nearest seal, in case you were wondering. The chicken coop is...

Ooh, I wonder what happens if I put in a giant squid and a sperm whale too! Waiter, there is an ocean of soup between here and my house!

Granted, but since humans are terrible at multitasking you don't do very well at either. I wish for the Oculus setup to go faster.

The Kraken is already dead. Can't you see the 'X' eyes? I fly an Aeris 3A into Jool.

Banned for cheering for the Navy. Go...uh... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_special_forces_units#United_States Man, none of those are interesting. Banned for referencing a forum game in sig.