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  1. cubinator
    Space is big. But LEO is not that big. We've got to be careful. Seeing a chip or crack in one of the windows that is keeping the air that I'm breathing in and protecting me from a quick death just outside would be pretty disconcerting if I was up there.
  2. cubinator
    ...can somehow fit a blue whale. The church is...
  3. cubinator
    Gets two dolphins. Inserts Black Hat's hat.
  4. cubinator
    Oh no, that's not g-- Waiter, there's a propeller in my soup!
  5. cubinator
    Gets a crowd of angry animal rights protesters yelling at you about Sealand or something. [Puts on best GLaDOS impression] Inserts the operational end of the device.
  6. cubinator
    ...is run by cats. Good luck getting anything done! The medieval castle...
  7. cubinator
    6/10 confusing, but not destructive enough.
  8. cubinator
    What, you mean you don't have the "Size" menu too? It should be right there with the other ones after the discussion in this thread: Large text Small text Works fine for me
  9. cubinator
    I claim the hill. I do nothing to get you off of it, but it is still mine. Nothing you can do will make me change my mind. That hill is mine because I believe it is mine. I am the king of the hill.
  10. cubinator
    Granted, there is no such thing as summer. Earth is tidally locked and you are on the dark side. There is no land on the sunlit side. I wish for telekinesis.
  11. cubinator
    10/10 you're the one I can never understand...
  12. cubinator
    Gets Aryan Empire. Inserts #2 pencil.
  13. cubinator
    Banned for making me have to squint to see if that is a Kerbal or an octopus in a spacesuit. I'm still not sure.
  14. cubinator
    Granted, there is a lone arcade machine on a tiny island on the south polar cap which plays a game called "Rain Simulator" if you put a quarter in. I wish I had chromatophores.
  15. cubinator
    Gets two identical grandfathers. Inserts bucket of snails.
  16. cubinator
    Nope. I summon @HoloYolo!
  17. cubinator
    When you suddenly run towards your friends and yell "GET BLUE-SHIFTED!" then run away and yell 'GET RED-SHIFTED!'
  18. cubinator
    Also has imaginary numbered rooms, but you need to go into the fourth dimension to find them. The school...
  19. cubinator
    Gets the roughly severed horn of a unicorn. Inserts toaster.
  20. cubinator
    The US "hands over" nukes to North Korea and Russia.
  21. cubinator
    Granted, they can spend all the money they want this year, then only get money from donations after that. No taxes. I wish for a pet octopus.
  22. cubinator
    1/10 he has no reason to, and you're not the OP. I let a hissing cockroach into an entomophobe's backpack. (Entomophobes are really easy to find, apparently. They're hilarious, can't even handle a 4-inch millipede at 6 meters!)
  23. cubinator
    You did order the lack of soup soup soup, right? Waiter, there's a hissing cockroach in my soup! He could have DROWNED!
  24. cubinator
    OH I GET IT NOW!!!! Banned for uncertainty on whether that is an evil red eye or a brown/red dwarf.
  25. cubinator
    I can prove it's a rectangle have you ever even seen a map?
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