cubinator

Hears Max_Creative and Galacticvoyager arguing about Dres inside the vending machine. Inserts several live locusts. (I got curious, ok?)

0/10 that's only evil if you proceed to sell it for an unholy sum of money. I take one of those cans that's full of botulinum toxin, then release its contents out of a small plane while buzzing a densely-populated area. I'm not sure if that would work, but if it does... >: )

...indistinguishable from a neighborhood with a bunch of houses, streets, and lawns. The building is an under-construction shopping mall which...

The President feels bad for the surgeon, and attempts to honor his work with a speech.

Granted, mercury is a very shiny liquid which you now possess a very large quantity of. Gallons and gallons of it, we poured it all over your house! I wish to stop growing and remain at my current size for the rest of my life.

True, but since the selection of mods is so extensive, I'm not too picky about what SQUAD decides to work on. With 64-bit, the only problem with my loading times is my old computer which, should I choose to upgrade it, would run much faster. I'm excited for the satellite overhaul and everything else, but as far as stock goes I'm mostly along for the ride. VR is the one thing that would significantly change my playing experience, as I would get to feel like I'm piloting my ships in person, actually watch the worlds go by out the window, etc. I understand that everyone wants different things from the game, but I personally can pretty much get everything I want from KSP as it is now.

Ah, I didn't get to see the start or end of it. I only saw it about an hour after the start.

Granted, 2 more wishes and then you die instantly. Nothing goes the way you want it to unless you wish for it. I wish it was clear out.

@PB666 teardrop shape? Never heard of it, looked perfectly circular in my telescope. As for the wake, must be some kind of image processing effect. The videos were clearly created by stitching a series of images together, so maybe something happened there or the telescope does that thing where it makes an image with a series of exposures, during which Mercury would have moved.

Google can't murder me. ...I think.

Granted, but it's Uh, nevermind. You haven't opened your soup can yet. Once you do, the seal will go away. Waiter, there's a bagpipe in my soup!

Watch out for my carnivorous plant, Flybert!

2/10 that's not evil, that's just plain annoying.

Banned for awkward format in sig. Seriously, what's with all that empty space? | | \ / FOR CHEESE!!! FOR SCIENCE!!!

Granted, but everyone dies in their desperation to get to space by trying to launch on cheap, poorly designed rockets that only sometimes have pressure. I wish there was a compass next to me (the navigational kind, not the drawing kind).

1873 Agenor.

The President isn't killed, but he broke his back badly so he's paralyzed from the waist down.

Gets resonating wave machine (the kind in water parks). Inserts A Square.

...only goes up one floor because since it's on the Moon, it can technically be called a space elevator because the Moon has no atmosphere. The house...

They kind of hinted a little bit in the last devnotes that they wanted to start experimenting with VR, but I haven't seen any more information about it than that little snippet.

Is the workplace of hundreds of robots which constantly type random keys on their computers. The Parliament of Singapore...

The aforementioned insane dictator starts dropping bombs on the US, further complicating matters. Other countries start picking sides to fight on.

Gets arrested. (Actually, that applies perfectly to most situations here, doesn't it?) Inserts cooked locust.

Galactic Empire is Thought Police confirmed! (Large spoiler ahead) Aaand now to de-derail the thread: ...is on a skyscraper which is lying on it's side. The observatory is...

Duna gets some really big Ike-lipses when Ike passes in front of the sun. Kerbin does too, but they're more Mun-dane.