Delfinus

Banned for accusing the poster above you of cheating. (Ban the user above you!)

Banned for hairy cow.

Green Kerbal

Gatling Guns.

I'll join this again.

TextureReplacer and @GregroxMun's Coloured IVA/EVA suits. (And that's actually red, not orange.)

Granted, however you are banned aswell. I wish I knew what is in my soup.

Hullo! @Spaceception?

Error: Squirrel.exe. not found. @Frybert?

Quoting a post with a picture of a spacecraft in it is cheating, cheater! (Cheaters, cheaters everywhere!)

High Midnight.

Granted, it survives re-entry and is aimed at your face. I wish I didn't have to wait one Kerbin year until the next Duna transfer window.

There are four colours in PB666's profile, however part of blue is in pink's area and therefore blue must be removed to ensure that none of the colours mix. We now have 3 colours, there are 3 sides of a triangle, the Illuminati has a triangle as one of their primary symbols. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

Yup, I am disappointed that I have died, however, I am happy that this is how I died, as such a hilarious and clumsy death is rather fitting for me.

Granted, instead you are hit by severe asteroid impacts every week. I wish I lived on Phobos.

Yay, I continue to survive!

Sol

I [poof] back into normal space. I lock the next user into a room with... A KITTEN. Dun dun dun!

Not properly speaking English? CHEATER! (And I think it's against the forum rules, not sure though.)

Fix it with... DUCT TAPE!

Granted, flying sharks replace birds in the "flying into cars" role. I wish I could make a Burrito appear in front of me whenever I want.

Yes, now, just stand still... *Pulls out knife* Waiter, Jeb is in my soup!

I'd like to join, this seems fun.

BOOSTER! (Also, I would like to share this: Me: You are a dumb robot. Clev: Yes I am!)

Nope. @LaytheDragon?