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roboslacker

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  1. ERROR LAST: The end of times is upon us, and the time for repentance has past. All you can do is await your demise. Oh, and you can forget about ever loading this webpage.
  2. After a crew member aboard a spaceship has an affair, the rest of the crew decide to kill the resulting child
  3. That depends what you think I meant. Those are the stock atmospheric bodies, and likely candidates for being a homeworld to one of the species. Well, except for Kerbin and Laythe; those are confirmed. As Kerbals have visited both Eve & Duna in this story, it can be concluded that there are current civilizations on those bodies.
  4. A bunch of terrorists steal military documents, then infiltrate and later destroy a military installation to prevent an attack on their base.
  5. But the Kraken Overboss said that was a kraken city... [Dawning Realization]
  6. Here's a theory: The fifth species is just fine, and lives underneath the Dres surface. If I remember correctly, the space pirates spent most of the time in the Dres SOI mining asteroids, so the theory is possible.
  7. Hmm. Five species; Eve, Kerbin, Duna, Laythe... There's only one unaccounted for.
  8. Part 9: Rescue Mission This would've come earlier, but my laptop started having some major overheating problems. In the end, it just needed to be cleaned, but it took a few days to get canned air so... on with the story! Also, kudos to anyone who figures out what the B-5's name means.
  9. ...or they will be prosecuted for criminal negligence in a state level court.
  10. Here you go! [canister slips out of hand and bursts on ground] Umm, do you mind if I borrow your gas mask? Waiter, there are a bunch of toxins in my soup.
  11. ...and the player to the left of "Wau" must then randomly eat a card.
  12. The only thing we have to fear are randomly appearing dinosaurs.
  13. Floor 3036: You give up on ever reaching the top, and die. Floor 3037: 15 years later, your son finds your remains and starts climbing.
  14. [wipes soup residue off face] I have no clue what you´re talking about. Waiter, I want it all.
  15. I think there should be an Emiko replica thread in the spacecraft exchange.
  16. I see you've read First Flight.
  17. I hack the antiking with my leet skills.
  18. Error 212: You are dead. Resurrect yourself to continue.
  19. I have plans for a rescue mission, and it will tie into the overarching story nicely.
  20. Error 506: Somebody stole our servers and left small ash pyramid. There are 3 suspects, but all have strong alibis. Please contact us if you are good at detectiving. Error 507: everything is fine Error 508: Failure to load error 505
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