Ben J. Kerman

Nope, I am here now! @Stormpilot?

Well, what are you complaining for? Sell it! Waiter! There is a kraken in my soup!

We signed a contract with the local animal shelter. All soup orders come with a free cat! Waiter! There is nothing in this bowl!

Green.

Traveling on the impressive spacecraft "gvu7igtgtujf!"

Connecticut - Pratt & Whitney

I collapsed a crane! Actually it just fell over, it didn't really collapse. Not enough counterweight + A little bit of Kraken = Crane on its side. I was trying to make an LG 1750. It's like a crawler crane and a mobile crane put together!

Big crane=Kraken (Not always, but more often than not) Never timewarp with a big crane. It will probably make a loud sound, something like a BOOM! Autostruts! Just be careful with robotic parts and autostruts. Most importantly, just have fun.

Ehingen - Cranes Context: Ehingen, Germany is where all Liebherr mobile and crawler cranes are built.

Do not use near open flames.

Do not disobey the crane's load chart.

When I did the "If I had a magic wand and could add anything to KSP", I almost did 5 things! I narrowed it down to "crane slew rings". I know, Breaking Ground's servos are OK, but I need something better. Really, I need tracks better than the ones Kerbal Foundries provides. I will continue that in the add-on section of the forum.

Submitted it just now!

Fredsted Kerman. On a different computer, I went into the cheat/debug menu and made a Kerbal: Svetlana Kerman Just got Benjamin Kerman. He's an engineer, it's a sign!

Granted, you are transported to somewhere in South America where spiders are as big as trucks, it's always 100 degrees, and the humidity never goes below 80%. Have some fun! I simply wish for a Lego Liebherr R9800, is that so much to ask for?!

Crane test! It's not a Liebherr crane, it's a Siberian crane.

Oh, whoops, sorry. Granted, you get a pizza flattened by a steamroller (Actually called an asphalt compactor) I wish for my previous wish, but with me remaining in human form.

WISH GRANT ERROR 404: wish non-existent. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me (Not any clones, alternate personalities, or otherwise not the @Ben J. Kerman asking for this wish) on Earth within a week or 2, without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment, and for my phone to remain non-stolen, non-damaged, and non-otherwise something bad happening to it, and I wish for the following NOT to happen: "After 1 or 2 weeks it arrives, you assemble it, then 'G-Men' swarm your home, inject you with happy serum, and take you away, safely, happily, to experiment on you. During this time, the president signs in an emergency bill that forbids any more of those Lego sets being manufactured from now until the end of time. All current sets will be donated to Lego museums. Also, in the bills sub-paragraphs are legal gag orders to prevent you (both the real you, and any alias or moniker related to Ben J. Kerman and or any subsidiaries thereof) from ever making any wish that is longer than 2 standard English sentences, in which no conjunctions may ever be used and each sentence is confined to no more than 2 nouns and 2 verbs, from this post onwards. Further, any wish made by Ben J. Kerman et.al. may not contain any modified version of a previous wish made by said person regardless of the amount of modification under penalty of a fine not less than 2 million dollars or jail time of less than 10 years." Please read my wish carefully.

Granted, you can never get off the ground because the weather is always so bad. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me (Not any clones, alternate personalities, or otherwise not the @Ben J. Kerman asking for this wish) on Earth within a week or 2, without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment, and for my phone to remain non-stolen, non-damaged, and non-otherwise something bad happening to it. Please read my wish carefully.

I made my firework truck with red, white, and blue fireworks for Independence Day. Video coming soon. I also accidentally destroyed one of the radio telescopes at the tracking station.

A loader with solid rubber tires isn't affected by road spikes.

Although I have not, do not, and will not EVER call pants "Dungarees", it is kind of fun to say. Also salsa, Guatemala, and flugzeug (German word for plane) are fun to say.

Banned for being pro-anti anti-numerological.

Do.

Banned for not being adjacent to a crane.