Dientus

Well yes actually, thanx TUBM has surfed on the ocean.

Don't worry, that eagle was just after the salmon in your soup. Waiter there's kibble in my soup!

Banned for not realizing signatures don't show on mobile.

Banned for writing this in all caps dres

Granted. Your heart is filled with joy as you see everyone on this thread have wishes that are granted exactly as intended. You see the sun shining outside your window, you speak happily with friends family and coworkers alike as you feel content and one with nature. ColdJ's computer woes are over and his mods are famous perfections. Ben J Kerman's new Liebherr lego cranes never fail and his batteries never run out of charge. The world is such a happy place and you feel accomplished with the wish you made as you walk down a cherry blossom tree covered lane. It's a shame you don't realize this is all in your mind because you chose the blue pill and will live forever in ignorant bliss separated from reality. I wish my dogs weren't so mean to strangers.

Banned for showing me those Legos are actually pretty kewl and really strong for legos!

Keeping calm, not clicking that, instead clicking this. CLICK! I clcick @Spaceman.Spiff @AlamoVampireyou two click?

Waiter: okay I'll take that since it's a BattleTech wasp. Waiter! There's a grocery list in my soup!

He's there to catch that Wascally Wabbit also in your soup. Waiter! There's unrefined lithium in my soup!

Nope TUBM understands time dilation

Granted but before he could type it out he got interrupted and all you read is "In the beginning, there was light...." I wished I knew Deddly well enough to irritate him better.

Neither, they both laugh like bonobos. Who invents words and how do they get them validated?

When you do that, you have to be sure to put your left leg out. Then your left leg back in, then your left leg out, then you do the hokey pokey to get back.

Anne Rice wrote nothing but poorly thought out and thinly disguised pornographic pamphlets.

Banned for not mentioning all 44 (or 51 won't dispute either number) countries that exist in Europe.

Of course they had to make a 500HP (372.8 kW) Challenger! How else can you get that much scrap over 40 mph (64 kph)!

Low pressure rider

5/10 Everyone knows there's only one diode on the left side of a human, or was that appendix? I go for regular walks with a collar, whats more human than that these days?

Nahhhhh he's busy stormaloiding What about @Spaceman.Spiff

Banned for a lifting derrick instead of uplifting the guy Derrick.

Granted. It is clearly understood that someone else besides you will remember. I wish for an end to this busy week!

Click? Click! ... CLICK!!!

Oooooooo Click!

Me at a comic-con dressed as obi wan kenobi... Fun times....

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll