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Konami only ever go forward in an endless loop. Has everybody gone a little loopy? Also, why does @kspbutitscursed sound so much like @Abel Military Services?

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Granted: you find one leaning on the other in a plane graveyard. I wish to visit that place.

Banister sliding banned.

Yes, we just call them a food truck and a cafe. Are you better off not knowing that ignorance is bliss?

Floor 3459: There is a step, exercising class, going on.

Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. "Yuck" said the Imposter, "this paragraph is getting way too long (paraphrased into a paradox, maybe we should go back in time), why not stop it right now?" However, by traveling back before it starts back then, Nazalassa made a discovery about the wiggly tentacles that play the piano for fun, that shocked the entire Kerbal literary audience. Sentence building is mandatory practice for someone who wants fun and do karate; that is cursed because it changed the kerbal race for the worse because they caused Geonovast to become Kspbutitscursed and kerb24. And that was horrible because all he could make were bad space flight alternate history's that were very very very cursed, because Take-Two made it and they caused lag. This caused CobaltWolf to make another magnometer to cause Kspbutitscursed to kill royalswissarmyknife and blow up a FAA headquarters. Meanwhile, the paragraph exploded and nuked the pad it was written on and caused a fire that caused a cake to grow up and live as a muffin

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Banned for a PFP that reminds me of @Akagi

Hi @FormosaT_9 and @OrdinaryKerman. In my little bit of spare time this weekend I built and then tweaked a bridge static that is slightly curved. That is it is higher in the middle than the ends. This allows it to be adjusted to chain comfortably and adjusted to follow the curve of the Kerbin. If you are interested in trying it, leave me a message and I will send you a link in a PM. Haven't successfully landed a plane on it yet, but did a helicopter. Forgot to mention, it is roughly 3 km long. Took 5 chained to cross the bay.

A very tired and off to bed click. CLICK

Sure, only what I have in gamedata will get placed, I don't have all of that loaded. Just to try it out I put in the statics for Kerbinside complete then took the very big bridge, removed the ends and then rescaled. It works, though found the bridge is way too big in the original, My Kerbin Defender looks like a toy on it, so I have just been trying a version with the width and height at 0.11 scale and the length 10 times longer. It works but it takes a half an hour to drive across. It also seems to be higher at one end than the other, so I may just make one from scratch. This is what it looks like rescaled.

Very sleepy Click.

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Click Clack, I was taken aback, all upon a Saturday night.

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It is a far better thing I click then I have ever clicked before.

I came I saw I clicked the pass.

Yepish Click did you?

Amazing. I get to click. Thank you @AlamoVampire

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