Banned for not giving @Ben J. Kerman
A regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on his phone so he can control it, all of this delivered safely to him on Earth without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without him having any medical issues or conditions, without his house being destroyed, without the excavator or his phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant his wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish him to be happy once he gets it, even without other Lego mining equipment.